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IamTHE3percent [M] 15 points ago +15 / -0 stickied

If you missed it live, you can still watch the Press Briefing thanks to Right Side Broadcasting Network here. https://rsbnetwork.com/2020/04/live-president-trump-the-coronavirus-task-force-news-conference-4-16-20/

(Duration 1 hour and 27 minutes)

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hollow_fang 137 points ago +148 / -11

Open

The

Fucking

Country

Fuck guidelines, fuck staged openings. Go back to normal.

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hollow_fang 53 points ago +53 / -0

FUCK THE WHO

FUCK THE CDC

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VelvetFoot 42 points ago +42 / -0

Fuck Cuomo

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JudicialDredd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ol barbell boobs.

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jmumich_maga 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's Governor Blackface to you sir.

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ChokingOnARedpill 8 points ago +8 / -0

Governor Keepem Com-fuh-bull

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Whoopies_tds 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s Governor Coonman to you xir

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Thecryptoclub 2 points ago +2 / -0

NEWSOMMMMEEEEE

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Sumarongi 19 points ago +19 / -0

FUCK FAUXI

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s a put-on.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's an eminence front.

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IcculusBased9 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who the fuck are you?

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turanian_552 7 points ago +7 / -0

FUCK GLOBALISM

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hashtag6zer0s 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck smiley glad hands with hidden agendas.

Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.

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Tylerlc22 27 points ago +30 / -3

SCREW SUGGESTIONS AND GUIDLINES AND "NEW NORMAL" FROM KENTUCKY.

OPEN BY MONDAY. We do not need to wait until may 1. Please POTUS just fucking lift us from darkness. Dont leave it to my shit fuck Governor.

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Tylerlc22 8 points ago +10 / -2

?

Wait for what? It sounds pretty set in stone that POTUS is just sharing guidelines for reope ing when Governors feel they are ready.

No more new normal, no more guides, open up.

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OrangeManVeryGood 24 points ago +25 / -1

fuck yo facemask. facemask covers china's asshoe

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, I’m not going to wear my mask there. :-D. I have a whole collection ready for spring and summer.

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Sumarongi 10 points ago +10 / -0

OTFC!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

OPEN THE FUCKING COUNTRY! Can we get OTFC on a hat?

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de9ebkmd7 7 points ago +7 / -0

This. Plenty of people will still be too terrified to go back to work and it will effectively be staged. People just making their own choices.

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Geehod_jimmy 79 points ago +82 / -3

ill tune in at 6:55, just so im 30 min early.

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EvanOnTheFly 22 points ago +22 / -0

6:07pm, you got BTFO by the GEOTUS son...

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The_Litehaus_Abides 11 points ago +11 / -0

hahaha!

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Norman_F_Dixon 7 points ago +8 / -1

U.S. GOVERNMENT
COUNTERINSURGENCY
GUIDE
January 2009

pg 21

The Information Contest

The flow of information (intelligence and influence) is as important to insurgents as it is to counterinsurgents. A COIN campaign should seek to limit the intelligence available to the insurgents through the use of counterintelligence, deception and where possible their physical separation from the populace. Similarly, the ability of the insurgents to exert influence should be restricted by physical separation and by the pre-emption and timely countering of their messages.

Influence activities (actions and messages) can be proactive or reactive. Being
proactive gives a significant influence advantage, since the first impression or
report of an event that reaches a population will often receive the widest expo-
sure and will subsequently be most resistant to alternative accounts. The insurgents that are most effective in this field design whole operations to support their influence themes. Successful COIN requires an approach to influence which is similarly proactive.

That said, the imperative to counter insurgent messages demands a reactive element to our influence activities. Speed is of the essence. The longer it takes
for a rebuttal, denial, or counter-message to be released, the less relevant and
effective it will be. Cumulatively, whichever protagonist (insurgent or counter-
insurgent) is fastest at processing the cycle of messaging will have a signifi-
cant advantage in gaining influence. Some of the counterinsurgents' delay
in response will be derived from the need to investigate events and establish
facts (a constraint from which the insurgents are often exempt), though a hold-
ing response is generally preferable to silence. Less justifiable is the delay
inherent in lengthy approval processes.

The time sensitivity of reactive influence requires counterinsurgents to employ
delegation of authority, universal understanding of the narrative and a degree
of risk-tolerance throughout the command chain. This has strong parallels
to the military concept of the OODA loop (Observe - Orient - Decide - Act) and
the theory of the mission oriented approach.

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's on now!

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yper 62 points ago +62 / -0

MAY 1 IS HAPPENING! STATES ARE RESCINDING DRACONIAN UN-AMERICAN RULES NOW!!

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JackBurton 28 points ago +28 / -0

Not the left coast, which sucks for me and millions of others. Here in Oregon last I checked 88 people died from this, and that's if you believe that everyone that died did so from the virus.

I trust in Trump but I dunno how he's going to convince these shitty west coast governors to follow suit.

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ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

President can’t force them but the people can.

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JackBurton 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sadly this state is full of lefist lazy cucks who are so happy right now to collect unemployment and a stimulus check to do nothing.

I don't know how we can fight it.

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OneBreathe 12 points ago +12 / -0

I too live in a Karen zone. Everyone here wants to hide under their beds, until there is a vaccine.

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literallyhitler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know why they are counting on this. Vaccine testing didn't go well for similar viruses.

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Kanxo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Karen zone as well. Lol. Sucks but happy for those conservative states who will get going quickly.

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RedditIs4Retards 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oregon and Washington are also FULL of Conservative Republicans. There are a HELL OF A LOT more than what you imagine.

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dandylionsummer 1 point ago +2 / -1

To bad they don't vote.

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JackBurton 2 points ago +2 / -0

they do, but we have to mail in our votes.

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Morgoth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep exactly. I was partially red pilled in '16 and wasn't 100% with Trump (didn't vote for Killary), can't stop me from voting for him now. I'll be doing my research this time who's on each ballot, down to the sheriff and will be voting red on anyone who isn't a complete globalist shill.

Also, I live in Oregon.

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or maybe the system is rigged? I find it hard to believe republicans are less likely to vote than lazy unemployed democrats. It certainly feels like Washington State is rigged to me, all kinds of shit is passed without a passing vote, and the governor doesn't give a fuck what the people wants, he overroad a vote against the continued license plate tab taxing (350+ to renew tabs every year... Vote against it passed by a large margin and this fuck said "fuck you guys I do what I want).

I think these states are rigged.

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yper 4 points ago +4 / -0

YOU need to convince them.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take a page out of Michigan citizen’s playbook.

Organize a protest. Put the pressure on the government at the capital.

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JudicialDredd 1 point ago +1 / -0

88 people!!!!!!!?!!?!? That's like, a whole Tuesday morning from 9am to 925am worth of deaths!

Joking aside. Hundreds of people die in the US hour to hour. Fuck, probably thousands. This fucking virus is the greatest scam every perpetrated.

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OneBreathe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Karen's everywhere want to keep us shut down until 2021!!!!!

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yper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some as early as tomorrow.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have to pretend to be stupid, because discriminating upon rationale is bad.

Also don’t hit.

This concludes the leftist playbook. Take these principles and go forth in the world. Good luck.

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Midawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed,it’s a bunch of staged bullshit.They have to do it to save face after the apocalypse never came.Thank God President Trump is a nimble fucking navigator.

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TheKungFlu 35 points ago +35 / -0

Absolutely agree with quarantining the high risk population at home. It's awful, but why the fuck the TENS or HUNDREDS of millions Americans suffering for it?

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Get-schlonged 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bill Cunningham the great American was talking about that a couple weeks ago. He said he would gladly lock himself up for a month if it meant that his grandkids had a chance in the future.

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0311_0313 32 points ago +33 / -1

I just got yelled at by a guy at CVS for standing to close to him in line.....It took me a second to realize what was going on. I was just picking up razors because I hate having a beard. The dude looked like a hard working blue collar guy. Someone you would think this would not affect. In no way was I crowding. I have no idea what is going on in my country.

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flashersenpai 4 points ago +4 / -0

you're a god damn Harrison Bergeron.

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AOCs_tits 3 points ago +3 / -0

damn, deep reference

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EggOfDelusion -5 points ago +1 / -6

They don't want a Chinese engineered bioweapon that has unknown long lasting effects. But yeah, the country that engineered it shut down their country because they are pussies and not because of what it could do...

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myredditnameisfake 12 points ago +12 / -0

Soy boys come in all colors.

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Alberta51stState 4 points ago +4 / -0

but mostly into socks.

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Vinyl_Hunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOUR COMMENT IS SO CLOSE TO MINE.....

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Returningtogod 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had a guy yell at me to "GIVE ME SOME SPACE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" at the grocery store last week because I dared to pass him in the potato chip aisle. And I, like you, didn't quite get what was going on until I was past him. I just laughed and shook my head.

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thuggishruggishtrump 31 points ago +31 / -0

Glad Trump shut that "new normal" shit down, fuck outta here with that baloney.

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Mad_Hattie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone made an OOPSIE!!!

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SiBear117 5 points ago +5 / -0

CDC Director? He's a bad guy too. Praised the WHO, guidelines to hospitals to code most things Covid to juice the numbers.

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Awesome 29 points ago +29 / -0

Trump: There is NOT going to be a new normal. If you have a 100000 seat stadium, we aren't going to have 50,000 people, we will have 100,000 people.

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ElectricChad 29 points ago +29 / -0

New normal can fuck right off.

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mightyclaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh you know that's what he's thinking about. MAGA!!!!! KAG!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT 'OUAA' MEANS!!!!!!

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mightyclaw 29 points ago +29 / -0

States that choose to open can do so tomorrow! Call your governors!

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HuskeyG 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am so excited to go back to the gym that I'm ready to break down the doors and go now

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Midawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gains going up

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txladyvoter 28 points ago +29 / -1

Nearly 30% country reported no new cases in last 7 days.

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WalnutSauce 27 points ago +27 / -0

Comments are moving so fast nobody will see that Jeff Epstein didn’t kill himself

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White 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEKW

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OtisTheTownDrunk 27 points ago +27 / -0

At my local Walmart stores, the bread isle is at almost normal levels, but in the electronics section the TV shelves are empty LoL

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honeymussie 6 points ago +6 / -0

everyone spending those trump bux

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debi_birx_scarf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to stock bread at Walmart. Try the Orowheat 12 Grain, slap some peanut butter on it. Thank me later.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does that brand just hold peanut butter really well or what?

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debi_birx_scarf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's super soft and it tastes amazing.

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BrickBradford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Walmart to White House! Only in America!

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have enough flour and I hope it will get restocked soon.

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Whitemarlin 27 points ago +27 / -0

Jesus Christ. They want him to condemn protestors. So much for fighting for free speech

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45semiautosp 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's absurd. These press people have no idea what a free media is or why it is important. No idea whatsoever.

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McFatty7 7 points ago +7 / -0

If China doesn't want free speech, then these "journalists" don't want free speech.

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ElectricChad 27 points ago +27 / -0

Normal not new normal! Yes that is my President.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 26 points ago +27 / -1

Trump is the best President of all time. His amazing handling and guidance during the panic have proven it. He kept us safe and acted quickly. He didnt allow the crash to hit rock bottom, and now we are on our way back up on the V. Just look at the market, it's ready to bounce back. He put differences aside and let a swamp rat like tiny fauci even help a bit, and kept him in check when he did the rounds running his mouth. He called out the evil pos demonrats and rinos who tried to hold the American people hostage and "not let a crisis go to waste." He has been bulletproof vs a constant m5m propaganda campaign.

WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE IN 2016

GREAT JOB, PEDES, LET'S DO IT AGAIN IN 2020 MAGA KAG

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Midawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

NIMBLE FUCKING NAVIGATOR,God bless President Trump.

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MCGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone else notice Fauci wiping his nose on the back of his right hand, and then handling the podium (timestamp 50:46 on whitehouse.gov livestream).

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Daisymae 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's wiped his nose every damn time

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Get_me_out_of_IL 25 points ago +26 / -1

GEOTUS telling the "new normal" to go fuck itself. I love it!

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Leatherwood 25 points ago +25 / -0

People are getting very depressed by being forced to stay at home. I would say that 60% of the members of my family are suffering from depression and loneliness.

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simon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm going through a terrible breakup during all of this. I can't go out and socialize or make friends. The friends I do have don't want to go out during this time. I feel incredibly alone. The depression is real.

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chuckachookah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hang in there, Pede.

They come and go. We have all been there and there is someone out there for you.

Meanwhile, get yourself ready for the American Comeback.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

The other 40% are drunk and/or children.

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SiBear117 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hahaha neither Fauci and Birx are happy with this. You can hear it in both of their voices. Their master Bill Gates will not be pleased. Nor will Crooked.

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ProphetOfKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

They can join him in hell.

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MythArcana 24 points ago +25 / -1

Hammer and sickle scarf today?

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tluther01 23 points ago +23 / -0

Nearly 30% country reported no new cases in last 7 days.

interesting stat that will get buried

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ripturntle 21 points ago +21 / -0

The stage has been set: Democrats can no longer just sit back and blame Trump for everything, they will now have to make tough choices on their own, or risk an uprising from their electorate.

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ElectricChad 21 points ago +21 / -0

Under the lowest numbers, ahead of schedule. Sorry Dems, people are living.

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEE!

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pmurTJdlanoD 21 points ago +21 / -0

SOME STATES OPEN TOMORROW LETS GO GEOTUS CHOOOO CHOOOO

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Mrsattorney 21 points ago +21 / -0

So glad POTUS just smashed the "new normal" notion.

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NotProgCensored 20 points ago +20 / -0

TOMORROW! That's my president

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are paid to be.

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OrangeManVeryGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

they're paid to REEEEEE

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LostInTheMix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because idiots are easier to control

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HuskeyG 4 points ago +4 / -0

I noticed that too, it's so funny. It turns their little mutiny into an absolute nothing. Very Stable Genius

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debi_birx_scarf 19 points ago +20 / -1

I got a special treat for you all today. You've never seen me quite like this.

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +6 / -0

She can go back to embezzling ‘aids’ money in Africa

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LockThemUp 19 points ago +19 / -0

Fauci with the backrub while walking out of the conference.. lol.. Muh Social Distance!

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Siteless_Vagrant 8 points ago +8 / -0

He handled his reporter buddies cell phone at the beginning too. Betcha anything that shit had the Covid on it.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 4 points ago +4 / -0

He did say Tinder is okay so maybe...

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LockThemUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

🏳️‍🌈 😂

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pmurTJdlanoD 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Normal is 110000 people at an Alabama football game, not 50000. That's what's normal"

GEOTUS is a fucking G

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ArchieInTheBunker 18 points ago +18 / -0

When can I get a haircut?

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m about to go get one on the black market.

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thingaboutarsenal 7 points ago +8 / -1

Psst. Hey kid. You looking for a fade? I got clippers.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 6 points ago +7 / -1

JFC YES! I had to trim my own hair 2 weeks ago. I swear the next time I even hear of a cold coming from China I am going straight to Sports Clip.

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Visceroth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd guess as soon as you're able to go somewhere that your hairstyle matts.

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thuggishruggishtrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't believe the amount of people that don't know how to cut their own hair. Do people really pay $15-30 bucks for that? Holy shit.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flowbee SAVES

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ElGuapo 18 points ago +18 / -0

I’m so glad Trump is emphasizing that this is not going to be the “New Normal”.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fuck your surveillance !

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stepping_razor123 6 points ago +6 / -0

I upTrumped you. I wrote some concerns just before and got downvoted quickly.

I love President Trump, there is no other politician besides Salvini or Nigel Farage that I trust. We have to be very careful though to remember we are not a cult. President Trump is NOT God, we are allowed to not agree on all policy.

The fact that the USA and my country (CAnada) have had all our rights taken away by the dirty communists will go down in history as one of the darkest episodes in our histories if we survive it. Our economies have been shut down.

Fuck this, I find nothing to be happy about on the fake Flu task force crap today.

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aangler100 18 points ago +19 / -1

We Protesters did not say we were not going to obey, we said our Governor didn't know what she is doing, she has no plan in Michigan, no plan at all, just a plan for Governor Domination, it's over.

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aangler100 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bless you, I am going to trigger some millennials on FB. I really have too much time on my hands.

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Tilethewall2 18 points ago +18 / -0

THEY ARE MY PROTESTORS. FUCK SOROS

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mercynurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unpaid protesters

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MakeAmericaGreat9 13 points ago +13 / -0

You must be in a free state.

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BobtheWhale 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't worry even democrats will start to get pissed when they start running out of money. Anybody who delays too much will pay next election.

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chipitin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Birx said something interesting. All states saw their first cases pick up in nursing homes.

Not trying to be a conspiracy theories but.... remember when liberals were saying in January that if they get sick they'll go to trump rallies and nursing homes to kill republicans?

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pepe farm remembers

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mightyclaw 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wait wait wait what's this about washing your hands? Why wasn't I told before?

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honeymussie 8 points ago +8 / -0

the "new normal" washing your hands. What the hell were people doing before...

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hollow_fang 17 points ago +17 / -0

Phase 1: Skip to phase 3

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milkshakeusa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't worry we'll get there by Nevertober.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 16 points ago +16 / -0

Meanwhile while Nancy Pelosi goes on tv with that SILLY BASTARD James Corden to show everyone her stainless steel commercial grade refrigerator stocked with icecream. What CRINGEY FUCKING VIDEO, FROM CRINGEY FUCKING CREEPS. Imagine actually enjoying that stupid broadcast.

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Swellingsuperman 16 points ago +16 / -0

Phase 3 and 4 in Democrat run states... January 20, 2021.

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usdodsgssog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Accurate.

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mikejones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Facebook announced June 2021 today

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