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Captnyestrday 119 points ago +119 / -0

Exactly. The narrative is liquid and fits any need they have. The DEMpanic is OVER and no one is bringing it back!

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hollow_fang 95 points ago +95 / -0

The panic really is about over. I drove somewhere today and there’s a lot more cars on the road than a week or two ago. Almost back to regular traffic levels. People are over it.

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SpezDispenser 12 points ago +12 / -0

Its free flowing at least. But yea, definitely an up tick in traffic lately.

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HockeyMom4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

What are they going to do? Arrest everyone that goes to the beach?

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NocturnalPatrol 11 points ago +11 / -0

The panic is over. Now the problem is a bunch of Democrat governors and mayors, and heads of industry who think Twitter is real life, flexing their muscles, and showing everyone just how little freedom we actually have.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You made a lot of spelling errors. What you're saying is We the People need to physically remove our Governors who are mass murderers, all on the same day. That's the only way we ever get our Nation back. And giving them due process lets us also charge them with their every act of tyranny,and file civil suits. They have to die as paupers in prison or else tyrants will never get the message.

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independentbystander 7 points ago +7 / -0

>PlanDEMic

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or, plannedemic. Or, Dempanic.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because that's really the way it works. Yup. Breathe fresh air, catch de plague, die and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Science? Facts? Pffffft. Only panic.

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Basedkekistani2020 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's Schrödinger's Virus

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TwoStar 7 points ago +7 / -0

How fitting.

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Tonightm01 13 points ago +13 / -0

My main worry tbh. Especially when countries open up travel to China again. Probably in the winter. Ship out new cases.

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Marshall 11 points ago +11 / -0

Keeping the China Travel Ban in place is the one thing I want to see extended to 2022.

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Fizbin7 7 points ago +8 / -1
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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bigly!

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ChuckedBeef 9 points ago +9 / -0

Xi is a PIECE OF SHIT and should be treated as such by our President.

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Jimmy33 5 points ago +5 / -0

Xi's Social Credibility Score = 0

China's Social Credibility Score = 0

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coffee_grdr 5 points ago +5 / -0

lemme guess...

they're upping their numbers in hopes of getting money from our congress, like new york???

anyone doubt the dems wouldn't propose allocating money for the sick and dead in china? since... you know... china says its our fault and the poor chinese are a people of color and therefore a minority.

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Twitter is nonessential. Should’ve been turned off for the rest of 2020

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TurdFerguson 83 points ago +83 / -0

You could add 500% and still not be high enough.

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ProphetOfKek 43 points ago +43 / -0

They didn’t die of the coronavirus if they got pushed into the crematory alive.

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AlohaSnackbar 24 points ago +25 / -1

For liability purposes, it was the fire that killed them, not the scoop truck.

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HanAssholeSolo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Im old enough to remember 3 consecutive days with NO NEW CASES from China.

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cybermensche 3 points ago +3 / -0

In America, you're considered to have died of coronavirus if your neighbor tested positive and ran you over with a truck.

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Farage_massage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you saying they gave us the Wong numbers?

I’ll see myself out...

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fdagasfd 75 points ago +75 / -0

wHy WoUlDn'T yOu TrUsT cHiNa???

-The left.

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Jimmydean999 33 points ago +33 / -0

“DONALD TRUMP DO NOT TRUST CHINA. CHINA IS A**HOLE”

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ps_mirage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Asshoe.

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Basedkekistani2020 10 points ago +11 / -1

Why would you trust the (2016 HRC) campaign?

-Cernovich

Spez:

Scott Pelley: farts

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leing15 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks!

I comment the same thing and post a link to the source every time I see a thread started with a screenshot or a copy/paste excerpt of the source article, without a link to the source.

I don't understand WHY any OP would start a thread without a link to the source, but, unfortunately, it happens a lot.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they don't want to link to certain sources they don't want to give traffic to. Archive links are great!

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leing15 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, that is not it. If it happens at all, it's very rare that any person starting a thread doesn't know how to archive a page to avoid giving traffic to undeserving websites. Also, since I always search for the source when a link is not provided, I know that, most times, the screenshot used is from a conservative website and the OP would have had no reason to avoid giving traffic to it. Look at this thread here, for example, someone else found many sources that, even if not archived, could have been linked to without a problem, There is really no valid reason why an OP wouldn't provide a link to the source.

The only thing I can think of is that, since OPs want people to upvote and comment so their thread ends up on "HOT", they might think that, if people leave the thread to read the source article, they won't come back to the thread to upvote and comment, so they don't offer a link. I know that this sounds like a petty and stupid reason, but there is literally nothing less petty and stupid that can explain why an OP would take and upload a screenshot of a headline, or copy/paste an excerpt of an article, and not add a link to the source.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone who actually provides sources. Good man.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which link is the best? 5 links? I read Forbes first. It's pretty faggoty. It reports that China told the world 6 days after they knew they had an outbreak. Yeah right.

While they do report a nearly 6% CFR, there's no way they stopped it at 4,000 unless they put everyone infected on a plane out of the Country.

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jeremyskills87 35 points ago +36 / -1

China is assho

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alexnader 2 points ago +2 / -0

In all seriousness, can you even imagine how bad the real numbers must be if 50% more bodies than their previous lie is what they're now totally comfortable with?

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Farage_massage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude, you want to see how obviously bullshit this is, take a look at the split across all their provinces - every single province pretty much flatlined their new cases simultaneously between the 12-14 of March...

The disease was spreading by train and car through a large country, so you’d expect there to be weeks of difference (in the US, where we have WAY more spread of movement via aircraft it varies massively by region even), but no - the order went out from the CCP: “Stop the new cases” and the numbers followed.

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BoughtByBloomberg 24 points ago +24 / -0

Just like that. "Oh damn we missed 1000 corpses!"

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KnobGoblin 16 points ago +17 / -1

Exactly 1000 not like 1012 or some believable number but exactly 1000.

2 weeks from now “ in what’s being called a reporting error multiple zeros were accidentally omitted from the data”

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goat_nebula 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reminds me of their Material Test Reports on steel. The yield and tensile strength somehow always ended up being the exact number your specification called for. I never saw any other heat number that had EXACTLY 110,000ksi yield except for Chinese material. Somehow it never quite tested to the same numbers when we had quality issues.

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Sirbigusdickus 6 points ago +6 / -0

1,000 is the lowest quantity that they count bodies in china. Too many people to bog down in lesser minutia.

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KnobGoblin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most countries use a base 10 counting system China uses base 1000

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side_o_beef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except for disease they use base 0.01

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nothegreatrefuser 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think this is just the number they're willing to admit to NOW.

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Corpsemen

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hollow_fang 19 points ago +20 / -1

It’s literally 150% of the original death toll as well, rounded up.

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LostViking1985 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exackry 50% puh-cen!

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ProfessorRomendev 17 points ago +17 / -0

So they're trying to say the death toll is only some 4,000? Not buying that shit for a second.

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CommonSense [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

We'll never know because they had furnaces running day cremating people for a while.

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Sirbigusdickus 11 points ago +11 / -0

They may have accidentally thrown in some undesirables and politically troublesome people.

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Sirbigusdickus 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Chinese never pass on a good meal.

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sans organs

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ekos640 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's four-thousand four-thousands. Simple translation error!

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wassa good numba? You wanna good numba? Wese gossa good numba. Here ya numba! Is good numba?

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WeaponizedSmirk 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like how they say 50% because it sounds scarier than 1500+ lol.

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KnobGoblin 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I’m wrong by 50% in anything I do I’m going to die. Sorry but I was only 50% in your lane of traffic. We gud right?

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Nicktdot 11 points ago +11 / -0

*Exactly 50%

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dirtysanchez69 10 points ago +11 / -1

Mail-order wiflu

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CommonSense [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they're humanitarians!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are they austere religious humanitarians?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

China owes the rest of the world a debt it can never repay. Those talking about war need to realize China is already at war, and we need to fight back. We need to convince the rest of the world to agree to:

  1. default on all debt to China

  2. nationalize all Chinese investment in all our Countries (maybe auction off properties to indivuduals?)

  3. kick out all Chinese citizens, (not US citizens) forbidding them to return. They’re all ordered to spy on us, under threat of physical harm to their families or themselves

  4. disable / destroy the level 4 lab in Wuhan. The whole world warned them about this before we let them have it.

  5. boycott China. Let them buy our food, but no aid.

  6. commit to a military alliance that guarantees China never bullies anyone in the south China sea. They could tax everything that moves and fund themselves as a perpetual world power from this alone. A 60 year short-term initial commitment is good. Anything less and China won’t be fazed.

  7. China has been unjustly enriching themselves and robbing everyone else by overfishing the oceans of the world. Countries too small to furnish ships to prevent this can donate an appropriate amount to a Country of their choice that operates ships for this purpose.

China knows this is just, which is why they’re fighting desperately in the arena of world opinion, trying to blame US

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Plastikman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Recognize Taiwan as the True China

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NotProgCensored 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pooh Bear just made our media cry.

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cccpneveragain 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think they are timing their "corrections" on purpose. Start talking about being normal again--boom here's some numbers on how bad this is. There's no escaping this crap anymore. I hate this world.

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Silkom 5 points ago +5 / -0

And still, the number are not even close, by a looootttt.

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ThePatriotGames2016 5 points ago +5 / -0

seems the elite finally realized without China's higher numbers, they can't scare America into submission.

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BurgerChef90 5 points ago +5 / -0

And now numbnuts on social media are saying "I hear Wuhan is having another outbreak." No dipshit, they're just reporting more from the first. Of course they'd say that it's another outbreak, cause that's what the media says and they're parrots.

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Hulk181 4 points ago +4 / -0

I posted a link from Breitbart to my friend messaging group saying how China was burning bodies alive and 2 minutes later, another guy posted something from politifact saying it wasn't true.

I hate how people instantly dismiss news from right wing sources and automatically believe left wing sources. I won't be surprised when it comes out one day that China was actually burning people alive. They just don't have enough hospital beds to take care of everyone.

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty funny after all this they’re still playing games. They’ll never own up to anything

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Provis22 4 points ago +4 / -0

We probably wouldn’t know the real number until communism fails over there and they have a memorial plague where the ovens were.

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0kBoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gon' take my Non-essential drive to get some NON-essential fries enjoy some NON - essential beer and afterwards enjoy a NON-essential cigar. FKUC the Dems! Fauci is a shill (with shortmans disease) and ofcourse EDKH!!!

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Tonightm01 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still too low.

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Hexagon 4 points ago +4 / -0

So does that bring it to 20 million?

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chopz 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Oh yeah.... forgot about all those people we executed and burned...."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

More than that were welded into their apartments. The amount of people that died crawling down their apartment buildings is probably more than 1,000.

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Omgwtfbbq 3 points ago +3 / -0

They probably need to revise that number upward.

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clueless_expert 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Add 50%. Let's see if that gets them off our backs."

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Muttsbitetoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are Asian girls ALWAYS throwing the peace sign?

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CommonSense [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Propaganda, so America won't drop MOABs on them.

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sagebrushfire 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it’s obviously Trump’s fault. If he had just ordered that all people were literally going to be nailed up in their own homes, we could have nipped this in the bud. If only Gavin Newsome were our president.

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BytheDozen13 3 points ago +3 / -0

That mean there was an 85% increase in the official death coronavirus deal in China...

Never, ever trust China, ever never trust China...................

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rea, we weal solly mr. media man, it was actually 6 mirron.

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OneFatDog 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hubei is the most polluted province, is the center for China's obesity epidemic and the diabetes to match, and has a very high number of smokers. I'm sure that new number is probably right.

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NukeTheCCP 1 point ago +3 / -2

Never trust a Chicom.

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Oh shit, they not berieve us! Quick, tell them about another 5% of who actually die! Maybe then they destroy own country for us!"

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doubling is not adding 50%. It’s adding 100%

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

It takes alot of money and very clever people to keep patriots afraid for longer than their attention span. After decades of television, our attention span is donuts are part of the five food groups. We used to wear onions on our belts. That was the style at the time. They were red onions, cuz of the war...

Ever tried to hurd cats?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I moved to WI I learned the 4 food groups are beer, cheese, fish and brats.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

this guy gets it. Yall got a lemon tree in your town?

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BasedJaffa 3 points ago +3 / -0

China lied, people died.

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OhGonzo 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it doubled that means they added 100%

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are still lying. Most countries are to keep their citizens under control. Here, we have hyped the numbers in some places to scare everyone into staying at home.

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Caitiffculprit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's it?

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QuantumRemedy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't feel so good Mr. Jinping...

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maga_2020 0 points ago +2 / -2

It’s 1,300 people for those wondering the total.