"She has some pretty great ideas -- stopping people from gathering together even with their families, ordering people not to buy seeds -- they can't even plant their own food now! We hadn't even thought of some of these innovative approaches," the Communist president said. "We're always looking for more ways to oppress people, and we were really inspired by Whitmer's approach."
IT'S MA'AM!!
WAX MAH BALLZ, YOU RACISTSEXISTXENOPHOBIA reeeeeeeee
omg I haven't seen a person burned that bad since Salem
President Xi
"She has some pretty great ideas -- stopping people from gathering together even with their families, ordering people not to buy seeds -- they can't even plant their own food now! We hadn't even thought of some of these innovative approaches," the Communist president said. "We're always looking for more ways to oppress people, and we were really inspired by Whitmer's approach."
"Not bad, Gretchen."
Right before Easter too!
5 head.
WITLESS WHITMER
The Wicked Witless Witch of the Midwest. I wish I knew how to meme, someone make this happen.
😂
Ha!
She can be his VP
And all along we thought she had her eye on being VP.