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SkitShowPhrenia 3 points ago +3 / -0

People hug and shake hands for a reason. If it wasn’t advantageous from an evolutionary standpoint it wouldn’t be a thing.

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ThomasGiferson 3 points ago +3 / -0

No fucking hugs. Return to gentlemanly hand shakes.

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget high fives!

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lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aw man, but I really like the shin-kick greeting!!

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Visceroth [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You do you!

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DonEstif -1 points ago +1 / -2

"Hugs? We don't need no stinking hugs!" Handshakes s/b stopped - a custom created to display that you and the other person aren't carrying weapons. Elbow bump is too Millennial/GenX, a simple verbal greeting s/b adequate.

Latin America will require a big cultural change - very common when greeting women to do the 'touch-cheeks-air-kiss' which will now be problematic.

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will require no change as everyone will go back to what we were doing before this shit.