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CheckorHold 10 points ago +15 / -5

Implying conservatives are the dark side?

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QuantumRemedy 15 points ago +16 / -1

The Imperial space station, slandered by the holonet MSM as a "Death Star", was an Imperial peacekeeping station Allah u Akbar'd by terrorist factions calling themselves "rebels".

These violent actions, which tanked the galactic economy and killed millions of Imperial peacekeepers and soldiers, are justified by this faction of extremists through their dangerous teachings of moral relativity.

It's unfortunately become no surprise that the galactic MSM have swayed the populace so easily through their endlessly worsening (in quality especially) propaganda films.

George Lucas is a puppet of the Jedi terrorists.

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6-_-j 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Empire blew up Alderaan, killing billiions.

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Empire blew up a separatist planet which had financed multiple terrorist cells within the Empire and cost the lives of hundreds of loyal soldiers and civilians in guerrilla style attacks across the galaxy.

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6-_-j 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right, that's why they're evil.

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BoughtByBloomberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

We are not the bad guys just cause shit you don't like is happening. The people who flew planes into buildings will forever be the bad guys.

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ADAM_SCHITT 9 points ago +9 / -0

According to the liberal media we are.

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BoughtByBloomberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are. Just look at how the Rebellion screwed up everything. You had civil wars. A Jedi secret police murdering innocent sand people and covering it up. Meanwhile after they took complete control of the Galaxy they disarmed everyone and refused to stop a child smuggling ring.

Meanwhile during the Empire you had stability and prosperity and occasionally a planet blew up after they engaged in terrorism.

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liberalfetchmycoffee [S] 11 points ago +13 / -2

It’s a meme.

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liberalfetchmycoffee [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

You’re thinking waaay too much.

It’s

A

Fucking

Meme

Jesus Christ.

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whoscout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, but does the meme have an even or odd number of mirrors? Just a meme saying we will lead them to betterment? Or a shill tricking us into whatever for giggles? Or a parody of a shill? Just kidding, your reply made me crack up, it was so sincere. Username and history check out 🐸

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liberalfetchmycoffee [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dispensing with the fact Vader is a villain.

He’s one dimensional. He thinks of nothing but destroying the rebel alliance.

I’m the same way. I don’t wish to argue with, tolerate, debate, compromise with the left. (They’ve made the aforementioned impossible anyway)

I want the Democratic Party to be a smoldering hole in the ground.

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StillplayenSometimes 4 points ago +5 / -1

When i see this meme I laugh because it plays on our vilification. Amplifies it. And that makes it funny. I dont go much deeper than that; most people won't

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OrangeFruitGood 4 points ago +5 / -1

For over two centuries, the conservatives were the guardians of peace and justice in the old American Republic. Before the dark times. Before the Global Empire.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 3 points ago +3 / -0

All I'm surrounded by is fear...and dead men.

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QuantumReality11 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's amazing how when anyone likes something Trump does they always have to preface with how they don't like Trump. " You know I hate Donald Trump and he's a terrible president, but I happen to agree with him on this". Constantly. These brain dead lefties will literally like most of his policies but if you ask them what they think of him they will say they hate him. It's ingrained in their psyche and they cant even explain it.

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StillplayenSometimes 1 point ago +2 / -1

NPCS FOR YA

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chuck Schumer looks like the Emperor.

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Ottoandersson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm more of a Palpatine.

I smile

"good, let your hate flow right through you"

A shame that star wars was finished in 2012 and no other movie books or stories came after.

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gatorgirl33 1 point ago +1 / -0

we are not the dark side...NOT ONE BIT

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xmetalgod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yoda was a coward!

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