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Pepedom 139 points ago +143 / -4

I'm looking for some indication that this is a mockery... but I can't find any.

How can a grown man have so much soy in his system???

Menopausal women are less emotional than Doughy McDoucheFace....

His wife's bull must work so hard to counteract this disgrace of a man.

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PurestEvil 39 points ago +39 / -0

As a programmer currently in Germany I am literally positively affected by the virus. I can work at home full time, I save around 3 hours per day moving to office and back and dinner time. I can watch / listen to whatever I want while working, and my productivity is the same - although I needed some initial time to adjust. And for the future I can now evidently make a deal to work from home wherever I want to (some nice rural place far away from people) while getting paid well. Living in a city, especially a big one like this is hollowing out my soul.

I want to go out every day and cut brushes with my 2 machetes... putting in full strength into every swing, and that for half an hour or more. Only few men get the opportunity to do something like that. I want to see the stars at night. I want to be able to step outside whenever I want, on my property.

Alas I am merely slaving away. But opportunities might have opened up for the future.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 16 points ago +16 / -0

Take advantage of it since you can! I’m still open, but had to lay off a few folks while we’re busier than ever, but this pandemic has forced me to go into the warehouse everyday and work alongside the rest of my guys (I do eCommerce importing/packing/shipping) but I’m really enjoying it. My manager does 90% of the C.S. And paperwork and she’s just working from home but can easily do 99% of everything from home and just text me with questions of inventory, wholesale order status etc.

I will add, when you cut your bushes with a machete, wear safety glasses for God’s sake. I was doing the same with hedge trimmers a few days ago, and debris flew into my eyes and cut my cornea. Wasn’t out of work, but it’s so annoying having a cut on your eye and no eye Doctor was open willing to write a script for drops to prevent infection, luckily an urgent care place offered to do it, but it’s still annoyingly painful like constant dirt in your eye 24/7. Would not recommend, so from now on, when I’m doing the most benign yard work, I won’t be careless and lazy and make sure to grab a pair of glasses just in case. The cornea does heal super fast so after 3 days and a few prescription eye drops, today it’s finally almost better but it’s one of those injuries that just eats away at you a la Chinese water torture.

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PurestEvil 8 points ago +8 / -0

You are right. I should get some safety glasses. Even though I did that for ~14 years now, it could still happen. And there are indeed some nasty brushes riddled with thorns.

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am also a programmer who has been working primarily from home for over fifteen years, and we moved to a larger property ten years ago.

Wear eye protection whenever you go out in the yard. You never know when you will see something that you want to take care of immediately. It sounds to me like that will be a rule for you going forward.

I recommend the Gateway Safety UL-Certified StarLite glasses. I got a ten pack in amber off of Amazon for less than $20, and I keep pairs near my doors. They are very comfortable and durable. They are also cheap enough to hand-out to friends or family if you work together outside or go shooting.

I also recommend hearing protection. I bought a pair of 3M Worktunes, and they have great battery life. Only problem is that they don't have a circuit for letting ambient sounds and voices through, but those tend to cost a fortune.

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Scroon 2 points ago +3 / -1

You guys should also check out Peltor shooting glasses. Imo, they're affordable and more comfortable than regular safety glasses. Maybe they're not as beefy, but they'll stop a woodchips to the eye.

While you're at it, electronic ear protection for shooting is also very affordable.

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PurestEvil 4 points ago +5 / -1

You are right. I should get some safety glasses. Even though I did that for ~14 years now, it could still happen. And there are indeed some nasty brushes riddled with thorns.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can't go outside at all? That's serious tyranny. We can do that here.

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nono, I can. But you know, the difference is that I live in an apartment in a big city. Going out is always a commitment - dress up, look nice, walk 15 minutes until you reach a nice place, which then has people everywhere anyway... also you can't carry swords and machetes around... whereas going outside on your property is just literally walking out and boom, nature and fresh air.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phew! Glad to hear it. Land adjacent to my backyard is zoned conservancy, meaning no one can ever build. About 4.5 acres of ravine and such. Deer and turkeys love it. My favorite neighbors are the red foxes. Haven't seen them yet this Spring. No grandeur like German mountains, but some interesting terrain. I do enjoy the space in view.

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SemperFree 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is a huge bonus. Corporations need a culture shift that allow employees to work from home. So many jobs can be done from home.

Save time as you said.

Environmentally friendly as it significantly reduces traffic.

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love it!

This is the kind of new normal I can get behind.

Why commute to an office if you don't have to? It's dangerous being on the roads. You waste time. You spend money.

Working remotely gives you a chance to spend more time with family.

And it helps the environment.

I've worked remotely quite a bit in the past but Corona might just be the thing that makes the paradigm shift permanent.

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poliphilosophy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have been a programmer working from home for a decade, the biggest adjustment is having the wife and kids around :D

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PurestEvil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I wish I had these things around too.

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BarbaraManatee 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have activated all my compassion sensors! 💞

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good luck sounds like being free suits you.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially now a days when someone can just write a story based off some famous person’s Tweet from the comfort of their own home. I don’t like judging a book by its cover, but this guy does look like a whining bitch so I’m really not shocked, and one day my phone will crash with so many open tabs in the browser cause I have to always look these people up not already knowing who most are. I’m outta touch I guess 😀.

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ignorance is bliss when it comes to the Brian Stelters soy boys of this world...

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Tonightm01 1 point ago +1 / -0

99% of journo work these days is sitting on Trump's twitter. Then complaining when a new tweet pops up.

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thisguy883 22 points ago +22 / -0

This.

The dude is seriously a bitch.

I've been enjoying this stay at home garbage mainly because I work IT and its been a great time to catch up on vidya and movies.

Plus my bro in law got a sweet computer because his school was closed down, so we've been playing games this whole time.

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Those with brains larger than the size of a pea can find productive ways to spend their time indoors. Does it suck that I'm not able to do some of the things I could before all this happened? Of course. But I'm not about to break down like a soy boy just because life's temporarily a little different. And yet, are these not the people who think that the stay at home orders need to be kept in place for even longer?

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SemperFree 8 points ago +8 / -0

No wonder that the country (half anyway) is in such a sorry state. This is the weakest shit I've read in a long time.

Can we get some testosterone back in the world please?

Him and Cuomo both breaking down, maybe trying to 1 up each other with weakness.

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nipple barbell curls are painful

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mintyfresh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's a characteristic of pear-shaped people, but I don't want to come off as a shapist.

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monk_of_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bottle gourds are my people.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

cut my life into pieces

http://s1.webmshare.com/Wxgxq.webm

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womp-womp-twice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had to figure how to open webm videos on my phone but it was well worth it 👍

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1776-or-1984 77 points ago +78 / -1

What a faggot.

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okcommie 23 points ago +23 / -0

Not even your average faggot is this weak.

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I_LUV_WINNING 14 points ago +14 / -0

A faggot trying to get laid can look this weak and pathetic, dont under estimate the power of desperation to get laid.

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DinosaurAlert 5 points ago +5 / -0

A faggot trying to get laid can look this weak and pathetic, dont under estimate the power of desperation to get laid.

"Crying to get laid" only works if:

  1. You have a goddamn good reason to cry. Like you had to put down your dog. Not that your fee-fees are hurt because you have to sit inside.

  2. You are already masculine, such that your crying is such a rare and surprising thing that the girl is moved by it. That is, she was already attracted to you, and your crying shows you can also be sensitive.

I wouldn't know personally, but I imagine #2 only works once. After that you have to go back to being a man.

Maybe there are girls out there that give pity fucks to weepy soy-boys, but I doubt it.

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Epic_Caramel 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dude thinks women are serious when they say "just be vulnerable", as if letting the world knows he cries in bed by himself will get their panties wet.

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well said

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 34 points ago +34 / -0

What a sissy fag fairybell this motherfucker is!

No fucking shame either.

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HughGRection 20 points ago +21 / -1

Fucking propaganda peddler.

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308win 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bitch boy Brian.

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Erikabodereka 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is he a eunuch?

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thisguy883 12 points ago +12 / -0

Various sources familiar with the matter say yes.

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mykillk 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is something signaling for sure, but I don't think virtue signaling is the appropriate term for this. This goes beyond virtue signaling. Leave it to Stelter to take it to the next level!

I also am soooo looking forward to Mark Dice's video reading this in his hilarious Stelter voice.

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stjdalen 16 points ago +17 / -1

So he manages to make it political, Faker as always (first part of the tweet which is not in this post, taking cheap shots at Trump)

https://thedonald.win/p/FMh03yNe/x/c/

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Spezisapedovore 13 points ago +13 / -0

A "man" who takes to his bed and cries like a little girl. Pathetic. Lay off the soy Brianna.

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stjdalen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Stelter trying to impress some CNN anchor, probably Erin, with his sensibilities and empathy

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learntocode 11 points ago +11 / -0

"We only thought of the ratings when we hyped this monkeyshine shutdown. We did not consider the elimination of advertising dollars."

Ha ha ain't no stoppin it now assholes! My advice? LEARN TO CODE.

NY and LA will have plenty of extra time to study up on Basic and FORTRAN.

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Thenew23rd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is this the new version of, 'My two year old Vietnamese potbelly pig looked into my eyes and asked, 'Why does Trump hate people?'

'I honestly didn't know what to tell her.'

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spezisthedevil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Came to .WIN for the spice. Was not disappointed.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +9 / -1

That cuck was crying himself to sleep every night long before the pandemic. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

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linereddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every single night since early November 2016, at least!

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stjdalen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Saw a post here few hours ago. People looking at real estate now looking at rural areas instead of cities

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Desperado 8 points ago +8 / -0

This fag bitch is still only 34(!) and he's looked at least 50 since the 2016 election.

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DeplorableLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a freakin’ wuss. Man up, BS

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JamesBond007 5 points ago +5 / -0

NancyBoy

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Lowlylurker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bahahahahahahashbrowns. Dude is so f king creepy it has to be purposeful...

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BrooklynPede718 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a complete fag

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leakmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEKEKEKEKEK

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DeplorableLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

And this is why I cannot watch CNN, I have more testosterone than this sniveling idiot. We can do this, people.

Elder LadyPede, over and out

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stjdalen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone commented on Stelter's tweet that Trump supporters are nazis and shouldn't be allowed to reproduce

Based reply to the tolerant leftist: your mom made an adult decision with me last night

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GeorgeOhwell 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's just what he told his wife's bull when he caught him crying. It was actually about Mark Dices voice-over of him.

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

For those who may be in doubt, NO woman ever wants to hear her man say he "crawled in bed and cried". Ever.

Lady Pede.

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IcculusBased9 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm calling bullshit. No way he went a month without crying.

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GWNorthman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tears of Soy.

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LordofNorthMesquite 2 points ago +2 / -0

10 out of 10.

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FuckU/Spez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why would he cry? The punk ass bitches are the ones fueling the fire every minute of the day! If they would report the news and not be biased leftist globalist pricks the world wouldn't be in this situation. China is asshoe and the media never called them out on it.

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g0rdy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cheeses fucking rice.. I would be kicking my own ass for crying in my pillow much less tweeting about it.

Doug Giles was spot on... Pussification

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mykillk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously. Most eunuchs get over the crying-in-pillow stage within the first 5 weeks after removal.

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Ironball 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spare us your discovery of your inner pussy. Way too much information clown.

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Kolob 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss the good old days when we all stuffed our emotions, especially in public

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AutumnCrystal7777777 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jayzus, yes. This shit is like watching an alien give birth.

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stjdalen 4 points ago +4 / -0

The British calls it "stiff upperlip". The Duchess of Malibu cited is as one of the reasons she and Harry had to move away from UK

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Kolob 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am ok with learning to feel and express emotion, which took some work considering the emotional constipation I was raised with, but public emotional diarrhea is not the answer. We can all just feel those emotions in private and keep them to ourselves. I think that stiff upper lip is underrated and the Duchess of Malibu should go back to Canada. That woman is a whack job.

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stjdalen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agree on everything

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womp-womp-twice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also agree with all above, and would suggest to add the letter O to the Douchess of Malibu

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Logan051361 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a Liar. These assholes whining. They have a job. Everyone else is getting screwed

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VietNAMBLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eww. What a faggy, little queen.

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ds420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let’s say you’re that big of a pussy, why post it? These people are pathetic.

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Kokothegorilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

KARENBAIT

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Gankenstein 3 points ago +3 / -0

And in this corner...Hailing from the deep state run media, weighing in with a useless opinion - The fake news eunuch himself! Cryin' brian "The Sissy" stelter....stelter...

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mercynurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Eunuch

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh, I shed a couple tears over the 23+ million jobs that have been lost, the great businesses that I enjoy patronizing everyday, and some of their hard working low wage workers who are totally screwed right now, millions of innocent people’s lives that have been ruined because of the fear mongering of the left and the media who will stop at nothing to destroy the greatest economy this countries ever seen and Trump’s succsss at the expense of real people’s lives. Then I went for a long bike ride around my neighborhood. And I just said fuck it, laid off a few people, the good guys that wanna work are still coming in and we’re operating as normal (with half the staff) and March was our busiest month ever (in four years), April’s shaping up to not be too shabby as well considering. I didn’t cry in my basement like this loser. We can have a recession if that’s what the fear monger sheep that believe this garbage, but I’m not going to participate in it no matter what.

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ArchieInTheBunker 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's one thing for a grown man to do that, some are a bit more emotional and sensitive, nothing to be ashamed about, but it's a whole nother thing to tell the world about it! My God, does he have no self respect?!

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thelakeoutwest 3 points ago +3 / -0

So weird. I thought life under POTUS was awful and racist and just a horrible life? So, hes admitting it was great under POTUS with no virus. Hahahahah

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Yucky 3 points ago +3 / -0

22M people out of work, and it'll be 30M soon, and this guy's concern is for us to be thinking about journalists?

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Mona1950 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a putz. I can just see him crying in bed, Mark Dice HAS to read this tweet in his Brian Stelter;s voice,

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levarrishawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brian Stelter considering himself a journalist. kekw

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!