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I_LUV_WINNING 14 points ago +14 / -0

A faggot trying to get laid can look this weak and pathetic, dont under estimate the power of desperation to get laid.

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DinosaurAlert 5 points ago +5 / -0

A faggot trying to get laid can look this weak and pathetic, dont under estimate the power of desperation to get laid.

"Crying to get laid" only works if:

  1. You have a goddamn good reason to cry. Like you had to put down your dog. Not that your fee-fees are hurt because you have to sit inside.

  2. You are already masculine, such that your crying is such a rare and surprising thing that the girl is moved by it. That is, she was already attracted to you, and your crying shows you can also be sensitive.

I wouldn't know personally, but I imagine #2 only works once. After that you have to go back to being a man.

Maybe there are girls out there that give pity fucks to weepy soy-boys, but I doubt it.

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Epic_Caramel 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dude thinks women are serious when they say "just be vulnerable", as if letting the world knows he cries in bed by himself will get their panties wet.