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sustainable_saltmine [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

I love how these literal shit stains drop to the lowest common denominator and think we're complaining about not being able to eat in restaurants or go play golf or attend an event. That's literally not the point of this. the point is governors think they can use "emergency powers" to force you to self-jail and shut down your life and business because theres some health scare going on.

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Modus_Pwninz 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are the lowest common denominator.

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Brownwaterboys 12 points ago +13 / -1

I use to respect patton and think he was pretty funny...now that his TDS has fully matured into its zenith...i just think he's a fucking joke now...and probably a pedophile too. I hope he hangs with the rest of them.

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lavendarlady 7 points ago +7 / -0

He may soon be able to tell us what real prison feels like.

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Drinkup4 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we keep all these celebrities scared enough that they remain in their homes indefinitely while the rest of us go to work. It is nice not having them around.

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thelastlast 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Fuddruckers" yes that is about the level of reference you can expect at a Patton Oswalt show.

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daty_dato 4 points ago +4 / -0

This dude was a turd (still is) back in the day scuffled along and had to see and interact with the lower end of society. (average joes)

Do you just get richer and forget? Do you not go out and see society and the masses that are scuffling by day to day that are now unemployed and struggling to feed their families? The cars lined up trying to get food for their families? It's insane that he sees that and can't understand that it can't continue for long.

I could probably go a decade without working and scrap by. Yet I get up and go to work (essential) every day that's necessary. I feel horrible that others aren't afforded the same opportunity to provide for their families. We are already reaching the point of a extended recession if things don't open soon. What's that fat fuck going to think when his local chicken joint is closed. He'll probably bite his pillow harder as his not dead wife pegs him.

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wethepepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now compare Assange to our quarantine plights

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Gramma53 3 points ago +3 / -0

How does he have any followers? Who is he and who cares?

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Beat_to_Quarters 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lesson about suffering and humility from an elitist prick that can live comfortably for years inside his house while the people he insults risk losing their entire livelihoods. Can you get any more out of touch? Millions of people are out of work not knowing if they can afford rent or food and he's talking about playing video games to pass the time and stop complaining...because Nazis forced people into hiding like it's comparable.

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KeyRepair 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't this the asshole that publicized his wife's death and got a netflix special afterwards? Ngl but it sounds like his wife dying was the best thing that happened to his career in awhile.

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Basedcanadian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea and in the end she died dumbass.

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