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sagebrushfire 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s all about the VP now. He’ll have to find one that is/has these characteristics:

  • Paraplegic
  • Blind
  • Female
  • Fat
  • Trans
  • Hispanic
  • Black
  • Socialist
  • Already a sitting: governor, senator, Congressman, dog catcher
  • Down Syndrome
  • Refugee/DREAMer
  • Some type of deformity
  • Studied and majored in “Interpretive Dance” while minoring in “Female Poets 1955-1957”
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CarpenterRichard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Forgot "Muslim"

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sagebrushfire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can’t be trans or non-binary being a Muslim unless his VP pick wants to get thrown off the White House roof.

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pmurTJdlanoD 7 points ago +7 / -0

For Taqiya they'll allow it.

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arebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

you said deformity twice. 8 down the list and 12.