I wanted to go out for a nice bike ride to folsom, California today. Stopped off at the dollar tree to get some cheap Gatorades. I hurried up and got in line because there was a super fine mom with no ring on her finger and I just wanted to admire the view for a minute or two ha ha.

The guy at the cash register Was Asian. Young.

here’s the Convo:

dude: “isn’t it so great that you kids are out of school till next fall? Totally awesome right?” hot mom: Her voice dripping with sarcasm “Yeah it’s amazing that the government can do something like that to us.” (thinking) me: dammmm, she’s hot and she’s got a head on her shoulders dude: “Well, technically they could send us all back to school into work” mom: “That’s not going to happen with governor Newsom in charge” dude (getting flustered): “well some countries tried it, like in Great Britain, they sent the kids back to school and things got really bad there and they had to shut it down” mom: sarcastic “oh yeah 1000 people died out of 33 million. What A disaster.” dude: very flustered “well you know who really has it bad? Places like South Africa. THEY HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE EVERY DAY FOR FOOD AND WATER!! AND THEIR GOVERNMENT WONT TAKE CARE OF THEM.” Both me and the Tigress mom are sort of stunned at his ignorance and dont say anything. dude: “im sorry, I shouldnt have brought it up.” The Tigress leaves, and I’m sorta disappointed, but now the dude is upset and he wants to commiserate with me dude: “I know that I shouldn’t engage with certain people.” me (thinking to myself that this guy doesn’t know when to quit. now he has to deal with me): “but nevertheless you’re starting to engage again.” dude (getting upset again): “but I mean, PEOPLE ARE MAKING STUFF UP, LIKE SAYING THIS WAS AN ACT OF BIOLOGICAL WARFARE FROM CHINA!!” me: “well, it could be true. There was a guy over there from Harvard working on some stuff... i’m not going to jump to any conclusions [either way].” I left them there in a fairly bad mood. The poor guy will probably go home and jerk off to porn tonight. I feel for him. He seems like a decent Asian guy who is been trained to parrot state propaganda. The culture has been imperialistic or communistic for 6000 years. he got a double salvo from the Tigris, and I came along and just cleaned up a little bit. the thing that sucks, though, is that fragile flowers become fascists with flowers if we soare theur feelings too much.

man, it must suck to be a liberal