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posted ago by Clabber ago by Clabber +494 / -0
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4moreyears 16 points ago +16 / -0

Democrats: "Damn, all I have is blood, breast milk, and sperm milk!"

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Miserable_company 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't be disappointed... add just a dash of fetus, and you've got a sacrifice to Moloch and the Swamp (but I repeat myself) ready to go in minutes!

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Spirit_of_Resistance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does it need to be a human fetus? I had some friends over last night and we used the last of it

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Fester_USMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Human fetus not required fren... So you are good there. For this recipe any fetus will work.

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Miserable_company 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chicken eggs are tasty, but without a soul to sacrifice, Moloch isn't interested. Go check with Planned Parenthood. They've got extra.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking love this place.