I’d say by the end of May the articles will start to pop up. Some faggot ass “journalist” will probably go to one of its favorite soy shops only to find out it’s closed for good due to the stupid lockdowns.

“Did we overreact with the Covid-19?”

“I finally was able to go to my favorite soy shop today here in Seattle. Only to find out it’s closed down for good. How could this be?!?!? Doesn’t money grow on trees?!?! REEEEEE!!! All I wanted was basic soy enema. It was so long since I had one! REEEE!!”