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KM4JNW 28 points ago +28 / -0

You could easily just swap wristbands with someone. This won't work. I have a better idea. Why can't they just tattoo a serial number on your wrist to show that you are clear? That way they can't take it off and cheat.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

And put a gps chip in them

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Sumarongi 16 points ago +16 / -0

That sounds like a swell idea. We could even have it track all your info, in a database, with your social credit score, so we could ban people who we don’t like. What could go wrong?

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cgiles98 2 points ago +2 / -0

with your social credit score, so we could ban people who we don’t like.

I found Jinping’s .win account!

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streakybacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah man that's a 'Pede who cares about his country and wants to keep you safe. You don't need to be the leader of the CCP to see how chips are good for you!

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Nezmith 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have an even better idea: since it's mostly dumb redneck Christians trying to act like everything's normal and group up and everyone else is muh smart, let's have people get a 666 tattoo on their forehead or hand, that way it's real obvious who should and shouldn't be out