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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You won't starve to death, as you can have your groceries delivered, but you may drown in your bathtub, according to my models, so I am banning all baths until we can be sure not one person will ever drown again.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed, but I have to have a job to pay (in advance!) for my groceries to be delivered which is more the point I was making. No work - no income - no food (for most people, anyway.)

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

You wouldn't starve to death in MN. They are giving "free" food away everywhere. But you will have to leave your house to get it. Uh-oh! Do you stay in your house and starve to death or leave your house and get the Rona Virus and die? What a dilemma! :)

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't make that decision, it's too haaaard. Maybe someone will come tell me what I should do. If I lived in NYC Cuomo would rather I killed myself than step outside. If I lived in New Orleans, I'd be out having street parties in da hood.

lmao human 'beans' really do run the gamut, don't we...