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posted ago by Talismanace ago by Talismanace +52 / -0

Of course, major metro areas will probably stay closed a bit longer for obvious reasons but, hell, It'll be fun to well... return to normal., On opening day make sure do drive the point home "It's safe, get the fuck out there and buy some stuff!"

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Talismanace [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Karens wouldn't allow the country to reopen instantly, it has to be a slow burn like this to shut up the "Muh grandma!" crowd.

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blindambition 1 point ago +1 / -0

It does not matter now.. My job is GONE and my savings are history.....Back to nothing..

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Rip_the_donaldII 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been working on a spreadsheet of dates and opening processes for each state, based on the most recent info. If all goes according to plan, by may 3rd you'll see at least 30 states on the road to opening. That does not include the ones that never locked down in the first place.

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Talismanace [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

And just 30 is plenty enough to more or less un-fuck the economy.

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

More or less. NY and CA probably have more economic impact than all the flyover states combined.

Don't get me wrong, I love flyover states. Left the coast to move to one.