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Choppermagic 24 points ago +24 / -0

Kim Jon-Un is easier to negotiate with than any Democrat.

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Tsmumbles 13 points ago +13 / -0

Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

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CommiesEatBugs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wait, what happened to Rocket Man?

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AtariArtist 19 points ago +19 / -0

Nobody knows. And in a country where he's treated as a deity - having no info on him is as big as any info on him.

Best-case is he's hiding from the virus. Worst case ... lots.

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is_fake_news 5 points ago +5 / -0

Um, that’s Little Rocket Man

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I-am-but-an-egg 4 points ago +4 / -0

The unofficial story is that he had a “ Cardiovascular procedure“ and ended up in Brain dead coma.

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marinatedartichoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communist health care

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I-am-but-an-egg 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are tinFoil hat theories out there that say a Chinese Specialist conducted the procedure and gave him the Wuhan flue as a bonus

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_-Th0r-_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

¡Kek!

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SimplePede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Praying for Kim because everyone gets one and the little rocket man has shown a lot of surprising change the last few years

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TEXinLA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Praying for one of them. Not Sniffy.

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Thingthing22 5 points ago +5 / -0

China was upset with him. He must have done something to help us.

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago +5 / -0

I give this tweet 8 out 10 helicopters

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Ben45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump could single handedly liberate the people of North Korea successfully and peacefully and libs would call him some oppressor or imperialist

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

The terms still yet to be! This time in 2016 we were saying something similar about Trump and cancer and...whelp look how that turned out

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rbobjones69 3 points ago +4 / -1

Like he wasn't before?

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GigEmAgs1876 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, jokes... 🎶 It's not too soon when it's Kim Jong-Un!! 🎶

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't it just a heart attack? Smells like a coup happened in North Korea, and there is a hint of shit in the known as the CIA.

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