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Fredo_Cuomo 70 points ago +70 / -0

Quite shocking OP

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

photoshop and drinking makes for some shocking artwork!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 14 points ago +14 / -0

IF PRESIDENT TRUMP TWEETED THIS LIBS HEADS WOULD EXPLODE FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME. GEOTUS loves getting his hands dirty so it would be perfect!!!!

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

i will be rock hard for days if they retweet this!

i do not have twitter, so please feel free to spread the word.

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SR91Aurora 5 points ago +5 / -0

I lol'd

Then I gasped!

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

i have already been banned from there many times. i think i am on my 40th reddit account now. LOL

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Joeret 17 points ago +17 / -0

No problem. Just get a VPN for your VPN.

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

i use nordVPN. it will take them a long time to ban them all. lol

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xiao_maga_part2 12 points ago +12 / -0

The soyboys on r/politics are only upset because they want the whole fist rammed up their ass.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 7 points ago +8 / -1

What's this r/politics thing you speak of?

/joking

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Detective51 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should all spam r/politics with this. They wood go nuts. We should pick a time and light them up. F reddit.

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

Half the shit I see here I copy pasta to r/politics just to witness the meltdowns. The megathreads are a prime time for this. I can usually get about 100 to 200 down votes within minutes.

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GreekFreakFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you think /pol/'ll be up for this?

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no idea.

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Ameronaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably not

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g0rdy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Shock n Raw

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WheeeeeThePeople 15 points ago +15 / -0

20%-50% of the people here don't get this...That's a good thing, we need some normal people in this forum.

Me? I'm twisted.

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glasseye 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shockering...

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Joeret 11 points ago +11 / -0

This will take them by surprise!

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VirulentAnon 9 points ago +9 / -0

nice

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

thank you!

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taterdigginpants 8 points ago +8 / -0

This gonna put me in facebook jail.

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

let me know. i will send bail money.

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Again kek.

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NotEricC 8 points ago +8 / -0

SAVAGE

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

definitely the intent. thank you!

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webthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

The taser.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta raise that power level... Joe Biden does "the raiden"

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RotorBrake 7 points ago +8 / -1

Two in the pink, one in the stink

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DystopianDoubleThink 6 points ago +6 / -0

Two in the goo, one in the poo.

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BigFreedomBoner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two with your hands, three in the can.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

First comment by Dr. Eugene Gu

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ArchieInTheBunker 7 points ago +7 / -0

If we get a GEOTUS retweet, I will die. The fake news will self-combust. The Covid19 pandemic will end.

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Scorched earth? Kek

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol...thanks!

currently working on a video with don lemon and biden's gafs.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh man. this is too good lol

now we need the shirts

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killerbunny88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahahaha!

Some kids in my highschool put the shocker symbol on their senior shirts. 2005 what a shocker....

I swear they got away with it for a long time because none of the younger teachers wanted to admit that they knew what it was.

Of course they ruined it for the rest of us and then we had to get our shirts approved when we were seniors the next year.

I know this was off topic, but this made me remember that lol

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A1waysLurk1ing 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the shocker.

Ever heard of the minivan? 2 in the front, 5 in the back.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Legendary. Leg hairs raised confirmed.

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

First, come on man.. the kids love it when my blonde leg hairs would stand up in the pool from the sun, they'd stroke em aside and they just loved it man, that's no malarkey. So corn pop had called me later that day, bad dude, had a chain and he told me.. he told me.. the . why am I stopping? You got it Jack? PERIOD. Fax 'COMEONMAN' to 30330 for the thing, you know.. the thing.. the double-barrelled shotgun, and my good friend Barack America. It was nineteen-diggety-four-- CHECK THE RECORD, I'M THE ONE.. Barack America and I.. my times up. PERIOD. PERIOD! My times up. Yes sir..

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare you!

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

sorry greta!

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TheKekingKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

🥇 KeK 🥇

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pursuitoftruth1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone who has the ability to do it well please do a Biden ad with the Hillary slogan design saying: "I'm IN her."

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stormdraintrooper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Works for me, was thinking along those lines, did not not remember the name, shocker?

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shadoweyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

who was that latest accuser? - found, Tara Reid

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to print a few copies of this as a bumper sticker to slap over people's actual Biden bumper stickers.

It would be a waste of money though. I haven't seen a single car with a Biden bumper sticker.

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superalienhyphy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bravo

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

That hand LMAO!!!

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

thank you! posting v2.0 soon

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TallFunDom 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Two in the pink and one in the stink" Biden!

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LadyGunslinger68 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha top kek...love it! 😂

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TheProgrammingLion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha This is a good one!! I can't stop laughing :D

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Cheesehead45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two in the pink & one in the stink?

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Math, a color, and olfactory stimulation...

Explaining to the slow for generations.

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TDupvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

delightfully tacky yet unrefined

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Facebook: This is misleading, not real campaign logo. Banned.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why-why-why-why-why.. you're getting nervous man!

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trauncher 3 points ago +3 / -0

New slogan... Joe Biden... Two in the Pink, and one in the Stink.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Going to Town, with one in the Brown

Two in the Coot, One in the Boot.

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goodguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The old "two in the pink and one in the stink".

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hardtostarboard2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bidet 2020 XD

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DearCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

OP, this is next level!

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

thank you so much! v2.0 coming soon.

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Ninjavideo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too many words to be catchy

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VegasPokerDealer [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

no refunds! :)

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KrakenTheDeepState 2 points ago +2 / -0

Downtown O'Biden Brown!

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did Biden give her the shocker?