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Tranzo the clown. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by VoxVeritas ago by VoxVeritas +2049 / -0
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Taffy550 16 points ago +18 / -2

I got yelled at by really beautiful, very tall and robust tranny makeup artist at Ulta. We were sniffing the chocolate scented eye shadow, apparently thats not allowed. Any who, he scared the crap out of me. It had a really deep voice, but her make up was amazing.

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BirthHole 7 points ago +8 / -1

'Her'

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lerm4comptroller 3 points ago +3 / -0

... Okay, but why would anyone put a scent in eye shadow?

Is sniffing people's eyes a thing now? Why would anyone want their eyes to smell like candy? I'm just so confused by people sometimes.

Also, before you call a tranny beautiful, especially one set in such particular lighting as a makeup store, you should have them step into the sunlight for a moment. Drag makeup is stage makeup, and that's where it looks best; in the sunlight they really do look like clowns.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sniffing...

You should have made a joke about being Joe Biden and thinking it was little kid flavored.

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just-a-pleb 3 points ago +3 / -0

The weirdo yelled at you? I would have asked for it's manager and put in a complaint.

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TheInky 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet you saw an Adam's apple