I wonder if they could purposefully piss off the Iranians on the boats to get them to do stupid shit. Use one of those LRAD systems to play horrible music at them or say 'your mama' jokes over and over to them.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.