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Thenew23rd 103 points ago +103 / -0

Imagine being Obama right now. He's grinding his teeth and kicking the dog.

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Sirbigusdickus 59 points ago +59 / -0

He'll definitely be visiting the bathhouse tonight.

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Thenew23rd 23 points ago +23 / -0

Not sure he needs any excuse to do the things he likes. He comes across as very self indulgent.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 16 points ago +16 / -0

He needs Mike's permission though .. Jugears is prolly tired of getting his butt kicked on the weekly.

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Thenew23rd 2 points ago +8 / -6

Et tu, TS?

I'll be the first to admit there are some very strange pics and videos of Michelle. This is not in dispute.

Otoh, there are also many pics of Michelle as a girl growing up in the Robinson household.

I don't know what's up with the pics and videos. But Michelle got her start in life as a girl; that much can be established. Fwiw.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 13 points ago +15 / -2

I call xher Mike as a meme. I know it's a female ... barely.

But lefties haaaate that we think it's a man, so I have my fun . . . same thing that Joan Rivers did.

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Chopblock 4 points ago +5 / -1

But, Zero is still a zero, right?

That’s not opinion, that’s a mathematical fact!

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Thenew23rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got it--thanks.

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Liberty_Prime 5 points ago +5 / -0

Keep it secret...keep it safe 🤐

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RiverFenix 8 points ago +9 / -1

What about Lady Gaga?

I don't MEAN to sound crazy, but all this tranny shit has got me wondering more than once whether we've been deceived into accepting certain 'women' as sex idols so that in the future we can get the ultimate flip-flop-mind-fuck when they 'come out' as tranny. Not all, but some, are questionable. The 70s'-80s had a lot of guys in drag (think KISS, AEROSMITH) and we all know there's a gay mafia in Hollywood desperately into girly-boys. It's all just very unsettling when you see a hot chick and question whether you should question their "sex junk" as Bill Nye would say.

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Thenew23rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't follow Gaga much at all. From what I understand the only actual evidence that she's in reality he comes from photoshops. It would take more than that to convince me.

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

Have you seen the Joan Rivers clip of a reporter asking her "When do you think we'll have th 1st gay president?"

She goes "We already do. Barack is married to a transgender."

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Thenew23rd 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes. Two points. If this were true Joan Rivers and conspiracy sites would not be the only sources. [For example, Obama's fabricated birth certificate. There was an inside whistleblower who said it was common knowledge that Obama had no original HI LFBC. Gov. Abercrombie also confirmed this fact.]

Second, not everything a comedienne says is literal truth. Sometimes they are just being funny/entertaining.

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

CIA invited the term "conspiracy theorist" to discredit anyone with both plausible and implausible explanations for things that didn't fit the narrative. They paid the author of James Bond to create an iconic character that made intelligence agents look cool, the good guys. Not a conspiracy guy at all, but I'm against "farfetched" but mildly open to plausible theories. No I don't believe in Q either. I don't know anything about Alex Jones either.

Edit: also I will say I don't frequent conspiracy sites, I've seen too many people that once shown the rabbit hole, go down it and never come back out.

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Oda_nicullah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normally girls don’t turn into linebackers and then back into girls.

Can you supply sources?

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Thenew23rd 3 points ago +4 / -1

My primary source is logic. The Robinson family was/is well known in Chicago. Michelle is one of their children, born and raised in their family. It was not the custom, in 1964, for a black family to have a boy baby but raise it as a girl. As various childhood photos of Michelle indicate, she was raised as a girl.

People apparantly imagine that Michelle was known to no one as she was growing up. So that somehow she either could have been a biological male raised as a girl or else a nonentity for whom a male was substituted at a given point in time. That's not how it happens irl. Michelle attended public school and was a known entity. Gossip that she is a man didn't start until the pic of the turquoise dress. Neither you nor anyone else can find questions re her sex that predate the turquoise dress photo.

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Thearchduke 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It was not the custom..." ??? It STILL isn't.

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Oda_nicullah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crazy.

Normally when women are pregnant (especially more than once) They have pictures of themselves pregnant. There’s not one.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think...Chastity Bono...

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GeorgeOhwell 15 points ago +15 / -0

Have you seen that asshole lately? Looks like hes aged 20 years in 4. I wonder if he's stressed out about anything.

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Thenew23rd 20 points ago +20 / -0

He's eaten up inside over the Trump juggernaut destroying his legacy.

For example, take the presidential memoir that Obama accepted his share of a 65 million dollar kickback to write.

Where is it???

One year ago the press breathlessly reported that it was likely to be published in 2020.

Since then, nothing.

Personally I don't believe the book has been written. Obama doesn't know what to write because A, Trump is still taking a blowtorch to his abysmal legacy and B, he can't be sure Barr won't eventually get off his duff and indict someone from the Choomer's 'scandal free,' presidency.

So Obama can't write or publish anything. Trump has him in a vice [you know the allusion] and the dirty, stinking press is pretending not to notice.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +10 / -0

C, 0bama is notoriously lazy as hell .. and a political coward.

Illinois state assembly: Jugears voted "present" 129 times during his eight years in the Illinois Senate.

While in the WH: didn't get to the office until 10:00 .. then "basketball" with Reggie at 3:00.

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Thenew23rd 6 points ago +6 / -0

D, Bill Ayers wrote Dreams from my Father. I have seen samples of Obama's unedited writing. A precocious fifth grader could do better.

So what does he do? Hire a ghostwriter and say, 'Write as if you are Bill Ayers.'

😅😂🤣

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's Glorious.

Obamas have still had a heavy influence on the Netflix indoctrination maneuver, but It's nice to see HRC can't go to Costco anymore.

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's right pede if you add as others have mentioned that Barry is lazy, the "book deal" was always just Dims laundering money. Hopefully at some point that systemic corruption will also be prosecuted. Looking at lots of corrupt political cucks on both sides.

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Thenew23rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

The book deal was also a contract. Obama accepted his part of the 65 million dollar advance in exchange for a book. The book would not have been worth a small fraction of the advance. Nevertheless, Obama contractually owes the publishers a book.

If a Republican had done the same, the press would be beating him/her up daily.

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ClownTamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Barry’s defense, it is really hard to write a book about your lasting impact and legacy on the world when the next guy got rid of most of it in his first few months, after having been proven right in his criticizing you for your entire presidency, and having the final straw that made Trump run being when you yourself told him at a public party on TV that he would never be president.

Maybe he’s experimenting with a new direction for the book. Coming out about what it’s like to be married to Michael and how she was the first trans first lady. If he really wanted to sell books, just say he wasn’t born in America. Feed the fire. Embrace it. I’d buy that book.

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RiverFenix 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAIR WHITENS

TRUMPS HAIR GOLDENS

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MarySmith 4 points ago +4 / -0

The weakling is back on dope. Not 420 kind of dope tho, eh.

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Methamphetamines and HIV+ gay prostitutes tend to do that.

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Birdlawyer85 11 points ago +11 / -0

lmao

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Shroudedf8 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahaha, meat binky! I am going to have to borrow that. It's hilarious and will get around automods on a couple of sites.

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are not the only one that's going to steal meat binky that's the Wuhan Whoopsie of cock tales. Thinking of Big Mike pegging Barry flashes through my brain whenever their names are mentioned.

Meat Binky should get quad damage UpTrumps.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

upTrump! for "meat binky".

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RockyMtnAnnon80 4 points ago +4 / -0

He cried when the Orange Menace nuked his boyfriend salami

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Thenew23rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all know he did. That's the underlying message of Dreams from my Father. Obama's father hated the United States virulently.

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Impressive-Length 30 points ago +30 / -0

Practice social distancing or die. That's just science.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cucks in a barrel.

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Choppermagic 25 points ago +25 / -0

call Di Blasio's snitch line and report Iran for coming to close to Navy warships ha

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Birdlawyer85 21 points ago +21 / -0

Be 10 miles away or 10 miles under. Pick one.

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TheSkip61 19 points ago +20 / -1

They can't replace any of their boats, until Coronvirus is cleared up ! https://g.co/kgs/khkonm

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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 18 points ago +18 / -0

Damn, anyone else notice the really nice wood rail on our boat?

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Desertwhale 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have wood for America.

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Tonightm01 17 points ago +17 / -0

If that is a US navy ship and those are indeed Iran gunboats.

What in the holy fucking shit are they even ALLOWED that close to a US Navy ship?!

Do US Navy ships not have any kind of security perimeter? As in "get the fuck away from the ship or we will open fire" can of stuff?

So many questions. One big massive question when is the court marshal for the captian of this ship? For fialing in his duty to protect the lives on the ship.

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Imransgarage 12 points ago +12 / -0

That was a video of this recently that was mind blowing. I was shocked how tolerant the navy was to it.

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jeep324 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's because MSM hates America. If we defend ourself they will change the narrative around.

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rings very true!!

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samuvisser 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess they're used to it. The guys just want to look cool for shouting at their big enemy. Does well in their media. They are smart enough to not actually attack though. They know their entire navy will be destroyed in days

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VetforTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

An aircraft carrier has CAP cover by attack/fighter aircraft. They could sink those boats in their slips if they wanted.

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VetforTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

. I've seen two ships ram each other in the eighties. Its called incident at sea, I watched a soviet ship and British carrier escort collide on purpose to get them out of the carriers way in the Carribean. This isn't a court martial offense as that captain is following his current roe. New roe, sink the fuckers is a better way.iran will back down.

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's another classic GETOUS 4D chess move they did it once we didn't respond then they are warned publicly and next time the hammer falls.

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Shroudedf8 7 points ago +7 / -0

ROE probably keeps them from responding. Not anymore though! Thank you, President Trump! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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rooftoptendie 11 points ago +11 / -0

AND YOU GONNA STAY A HELL OF A LOT FARTHER AWAY THAN 6 FEET, BITCHES.

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the Iranians get DeBlasio close....make it rain depleted uranium.

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TrumpCard1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Time to blast them with some quality music and odors of fine pork products.

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Strike08 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dutch goalkeeper uses a modified GAU-8 avenger at 4200rpm. Most glorious sound on a ship.

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FormerGraveheart 0 points ago +1 / -1

There are videos of Russian ships firing their 30mm rotary cannons at Somali pirates.

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SimplePede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why aren't those boats on fire?

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Maintain social distance or be destroyed"

Don't give Michigan any ideas...

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Qwikphaze 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhh that’s cute!

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wish I was on that 50. Blow holes below the waterline watch it sink and capture a bunch of Iranian dumbasses.

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Omgwtfbbq 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck around and find out!

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ripturntle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good luck with your fishing boats Iran!

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we_won_the_war_jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sweet Bayliner.

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TrumpOrTreason 3 points ago +3 / -0

WOOT! Target practice!

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fear_mongrels 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought their gunboats were armed with antiship missiles, those look like they came from the local marina.

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45fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good opportunity to try out the Phalanx.

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ChicomUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those look like private vessels. Did they just strap a gun onto a fishing boat?

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The_DonWon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet they have drones out there trying to capture Navy doing something so they can spin it.

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Highdra 2 points ago +2 / -0

And prosecute Kerry for violating the Logan Act.

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Bestboy143 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does the Navy even let boats get that close in ppen water? What if the boat's packed with explosives? All those small boats need to do is turn starboard for 6 seconds and they can ram/sink the ship.

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Donaltrip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amateur mistake.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man, so big and so strong...

And then gone!

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +4 / -3

Wait is trump NOT gonna invade for twenty years and just use strength to avoid conflict. Fucking weird man/s

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laughsinamerican [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this strategy. It's a combination of patience and Mattis.

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry needed some edits

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iran wouldn't last 15 minutes in a war with the US, I don't think anyone but maybe China would. Even Russia is a smoldering husk of what they used to be.

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BidenSmellsKids 0 points ago +2 / -2

Look how we have to prefix our beliefs with the hive mind thinking.

"If its real"

"Look I'm no fan of druumppff, BUTTT"

Sounds so familiar

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SimplePede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then just stop. It's easy. Don't use their words anymore. Walk away

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unable_afternoon 0 points ago +1 / -1

America doesn’t need to be over there in the first place. how about we defend our own border, which is being invaded RIGHT NOW?

Why is our military over there? Are you people stupid or something? Have you not been paying attention for the past two decades? What does that part of the world have that we can’t get within our own borders? Nothing, you idiots. If these people are an issue then kill them; if they’re not an issue then stop pussyfooting around and get out of there.

7 trillion dollars and we can’t even defend our own border from unarmed savages, and you retards are celebrating.

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solarsavior -1 points ago +1 / -2

Stay out of trouble. Thank you for your cooperation.