In Barry’s defense, it is really hard to write a book about your lasting impact and legacy on the world when the next guy got rid of most of it in his first few months, after having been proven right in his criticizing you for your entire presidency, and having the final straw that made Trump run being when you yourself told him at a public party on TV that he would never be president.

Maybe he’s experimenting with a new direction for the book. Coming out about what it’s like to be married to Michael and how she was the first trans first lady. If he really wanted to sell books, just say he wasn’t born in America. Feed the fire. Embrace it. I’d buy that book.