i've just come out of the california public education system. So i am a bit confused by this comment. Are dudes the ones WITH the penises or WITHOUT. or...did they use to have them until a demented surgeon performed the modern day lobotomy(sex change) and cut it off.
If you do get a penis lobotomy, on the fluid scale of gender, where do you sit?
The funny thing is, I routinely cut my own hair in normal times. But I've stopped ever since the start of this thing, and found out that I prefer keeping it long.
A wook is like the homeless of the festival crowd (I'm in production and there's a lot of good work in festival gigs) they're the guys who sniff out a joint at a camp sight and mosey on over. They usually start with something like "woah man, your spiritual energy is like so in tune with mine man." Then moments later ask if they ask if they can hit the joint. After sitting in the circle they'll pin point who is smoking cigs and ask to bumb a couple. This is at the point everyone in your campsite starts to notice something that smells like trash, and it turns out Mr. Wook hasn't bathed in a week because "i don't really have a home bass or nothin, payin bills kinda sucks ya know" implying he doesn't have a job. By this time he's sort of become a bad penny who was used in the ass eating contest 2 nights ago. So you come up with "hey i think we're gonna go to a show man, you gotta leave" to which he replies "think i can get a beer before i leave...man?"
Let me tell you, out here in California I'd much rather have a bunch of deadhead treehugging hippies running around than tranny's, gangs, and Mexicans 🤣
Nah I'm just kidding. I want to leave but that's what they want me to do so they can just replace me instantly. I'm staying on this sinking ship out of spite.
This is funny but a real change was how the left went from "racist old people need to die" to "why do you want old people to die?" Basically, as soon as that was a better way to be nasty towards people they flipped on that talking point.
Hilarious! The Left wants Socialism/Communism, but they still can't manage to get the money they take to the people who need it and that were promised it!
Just looking for a nice clipper set but all sold out. How are all you guy pedes doing in this department. I have two hippies living here with me...My roots no so blonde..:)
My daughter was bitching tonight about how her husband and son need haircuts. I told her to get a trimmer off of Amazon and she said it was a one month minimum wait list. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I said all guys without handy wives will look the same...
My hair just passed the top of my ears and suddenly there was cheese-making equipment in my kitchen. I'd sell my wedding ring, but we never got those symbols of heteronormative patriarchal bondage. Bernie 2024!
Found the guy who does not live in Michigan.
juggling sticks are not real juggling.
Chainsaws or GTFO
Is see your chainsaws and raise you chainsaws on fire
I’m not impressed until you juggle ONLY fire.
Video game bosses are hippies?
I'm very sorry. I just assembled a cult and now we're waiting in the desert for a race war.
Liar. you are no hippy until you hacky-sack for 4 hours a day.
Free sex is the norm now. It’s a pretty negative thing turns out
Because it's never really free. You end up paying for it one way or another down the road.
Well said. On the consume vs create thought of course.
You can also have great sex with a monogamous woman, just make sure she’s not a dude.
And you don't need hippie free love bullshit to sleep with many women.
i've just come out of the california public education system. So i am a bit confused by this comment. Are dudes the ones WITH the penises or WITHOUT. or...did they use to have them until a demented surgeon performed the modern day lobotomy(sex change) and cut it off.
If you do get a penis lobotomy, on the fluid scale of gender, where do you sit?
They can reattach the penis. It’s called an “addadicktome”
KEK!
On the toilet.
It's too late for me. The pot shops are all that were open
Dear God... soon you’ll start ending all your sentences with “man”
Groovy.
and starting with "bruh"
Link to the site to give them traffic:
https://babylonbee.com/news/alarming-report-suggests-americans-cant-go-much-longer-without-jobs-and-haircuts-before-becoming-hippies
My beard... I'm basically Santa. (Yes, I realize I could trim my own beard.)
sigh I read this as Santana.
The funny thing is, I routinely cut my own hair in normal times. But I've stopped ever since the start of this thing, and found out that I prefer keeping it long.
You do you pede, kinda went the opposite direction and got tired of feeling like Chewbacca.
Wasn't too hard to do(masculine fade cut) but took longer than if someone else did it; 8 on top, 3 on the sides.
This is a good look for any man that's pretty built, when I was thin I kept it a bit long.
Some hippies are alright. The one's you have to watch put for are wooks. Don't become a wook folks there's no turning back!
What is a wook?
A hippie who never showers, always asks to crash on your couch and needs to 'borrow' literally everything.
It's an alternate spelling of "hippie," then.
They also beg for miracles outside of shows instead of buying tickets like a normal person.
I call that my brother.
A wook is like the homeless of the festival crowd (I'm in production and there's a lot of good work in festival gigs) they're the guys who sniff out a joint at a camp sight and mosey on over. They usually start with something like "woah man, your spiritual energy is like so in tune with mine man." Then moments later ask if they ask if they can hit the joint. After sitting in the circle they'll pin point who is smoking cigs and ask to bumb a couple. This is at the point everyone in your campsite starts to notice something that smells like trash, and it turns out Mr. Wook hasn't bathed in a week because "i don't really have a home bass or nothin, payin bills kinda sucks ya know" implying he doesn't have a job. By this time he's sort of become a bad penny who was used in the ass eating contest 2 nights ago. So you come up with "hey i think we're gonna go to a show man, you gotta leave" to which he replies "think i can get a beer before i leave...man?"
Cool story
Let me tell you, out here in California I'd much rather have a bunch of deadhead treehugging hippies running around than tranny's, gangs, and Mexicans 🤣
In California, do you get a choice?
Nope. And you forgot our ungrateful sullen refugees.
Welcome to Oregon then. Although we have the trannies here too.
moves to Oregon
Nah I'm just kidding. I want to leave but that's what they want me to do so they can just replace me instantly. I'm staying on this sinking ship out of spite.
Know a lot of conservative dead heads too, weir everywhere. Seems to usually be the tapers from my experience.
I have a buzzer. Free skin-head cuts for anyone interested.
Free men don’t ask permission.
Hopefully that means music will be great again
siiiip
Actually, Sleepy Joe has already directed people to vote for Trump on more than one occasion. We are listening, Joe!
Eric Cartman: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Out! Out! Take their coats!
Fuck that hippie noise i grew metal hair
Bought a pair of clippers before this all started. Just trim it all down every couple weeks. Always feel so fresh and so clean.
This is funny but a real change was how the left went from "racist old people need to die" to "why do you want old people to die?" Basically, as soon as that was a better way to be nasty towards people they flipped on that talking point.
Just wanted to point this out in a couple places.
I cut my own hair a week ago. Looks fine.
I’ve been using a Flowbee for the past couple of years. I was ahead of the game.
Where do you hide money from a hippy?
Under the soap
Do men these days not know how to cut their own hair?
I just ran down to the local men's shelter. Some guy always has a clipper and could use the money.
We're reaching levels of narcissism that shouldnt even be possible.
I suggested my husband grow a nice sexy, grey quarantine beard. You'd have thought I suggested he wear a Speedo to walk the dog.
“Speedo to walk the dog...” Great idea!!
In LA no one would bat an eye.. just as long as you're wearing your Covid mask....
Hair, beautiful hair, long beautiful hair, gimme it down to there, shining, flaxen, waxen etc. Those were the days.
Hilarious! The Left wants Socialism/Communism, but they still can't manage to get the money they take to the people who need it and that were promised it!
Just looking for a nice clipper set but all sold out. How are all you guy pedes doing in this department. I have two hippies living here with me...My roots no so blonde..:)
I use a Flowbee and use scissors and clippers to trim.
thanks
Arrives May 15-June 8
Oh. Well maybe Walmart:
https://thedonald.win/search?params=smithfield
That seems available earlier.
To be fair, it takes 2 years to grow hair that long.
source - I've done it
My Mullet is coming in swell!
My daughter was bitching tonight about how her husband and son need haircuts. I told her to get a trimmer off of Amazon and she said it was a one month minimum wait list. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I said all guys without handy wives will look the same...
Patchouli is starting to smell good
My hair just passed the top of my ears and suddenly there was cheese-making equipment in my kitchen. I'd sell my wedding ring, but we never got those symbols of heteronormative patriarchal bondage. Bernie 2024!
Lmao I had long hair and a beard before this shit. Duck hippies.