Ozzy to the Rescue! At least someone out their knows what Dementia Joe is talking about...!
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So we'll have two dudes going off of the rails on a crazy train. Good job!
The Prince of Darkness is also the Master of Reality. His Technical Ecstasy translations might Sabotage “Ordinary Man” Joe and make him Bark at the Moon and Scream into the darkness. No Rest for the Wicked...!
Touring is harder on the body than recording is. Parkinson's is a bitch.
From what I've read, they caught his Parkinson's relatively early, and the treatment is expected to work.
I hadn’t heard that but if true that’s good news.
There is no treatment and no cure for Parkinson's - only palliative medications like L-Dopa and dopamine that slow the progression of symptoms while the underlying etiology continues at its normal pace.
Yes, I should have been more specific. The treatment will only slow the progress.
Ozzy was experiencing symptoms, but it wasn't clear if it was Parkinson's or nerve damage from a fall.
Pretty sure that isn't the cause of Parkinsons disease, McJudgie face.
You are forgiven; go forth and jibber no more.
Call me paranoid, but I don't think Joe is past sniffing the children of the grave.
NO BRAKES
Still a good song though.
Joe Biden = Mr Crawly
You're a lyin' dog-faced war pig! Now where's my sister, Sharon? Wait, that's my wife...
😅😂🤣
Throw in a few roaches and they'll be flying high again.
Not sure they like the same kind of roaches.
You're a lying dog faced pony soldier!
Only on my good days. 😏
We all need a laugh these days. (Sorry for the typo “their” instead of there. I gotta proof read titles better! Auto Spell Checker is a bitch.)
Love ozzy -- his family is... Needs whacked
Indeed.
Have a competition.
Ozzy versus Creepy Joe Biden versus Hillary versus Ruth Ginsberg
See which one can climb five steps.
See if any can take the cap off a bottle.
Pour a bowl of cereal.
Find a restaurant they’ve never been to.
Read an Aesop’s fable to children, and not molest any of the children.
Put six books in alphabetical order.
Put a fitted sheet on a bed.
Open a package of tooth brushes.
Correctly work a Roku television to find and play Tiger King.
Make scrambled eggs from a recipe.
10/10 would watch
How fucking great would it be if they did that and included the fake sign language interpreter from the Nelson Mandela speech?
Hell, I’d be tempted to actually watch MSNBC if they did this. Ha!
I would record and cherish it.
I thought Ozzy was his speech writer.
He's still chugging along. Bless this mad lad, I thought his old lifestyle would have finished him off years ago!
Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional means.
The entire point of protecting the environment is so that when we are all finally extinct we can leave behind something nice for Keith and Ozzy.
lol. I am picturing them sat in deckchairs, looking out at the apocalypse, enjoying a beer and a line of ants.
LOL
: ) : ) : )
Then we'll need Susan to translated Ozzy.
Good addition! HaHa!
Bitch is a Karen
Still not convinced there’s actually going to be a debate between Trump and Biden.
Get yourself good and drunk. Then have a couple more for good measure. Now ask yourself, even in that state, do you think Biden belons on that stage with Trump? Hell no. Even drunk out of your mind you could never think such a thing so we know the Democrats are planning someting else. They have to be.
There is a slight possibility that the Dims are so far out of touch with reality that they actually will put him up against Trump.
You may have a point there. Dems huffing their own farts have placed Joe as the presumptive nominee by VOTING for him in the primaries.
They are definitely doing their best to sell and promote him.
I wonder just how theatrical they are planning to be.
Mmm. Good point. Would be sad.
This man is a hero. He can interpret Creepy Joe and can eat bats without causing a plague.
HaHa! Good add! Humor in the Age or the Apocalypse :-)
This meme is more effective than pulling the fire at the debates(if there is one).
As long as Ozzy SINGS it, I'll understand. Joe, he's just hopeless.
In all seriousness though Ozzy is mentally fit and always has been. Physically is where he’s having issues but his speech is just his awful accent.
That would be a pair, annoyed.
OMG, I would pay to see that. I would even pay MSNPC to see that!
It’s just a hand in the bush.
Dear Ozzie. I quite love that man. More now as a dodderer than when he was young doing vile shit. But since he now has an affliction that mimics but is not Parkinson's, and is having a hard time recovering from a bad fall and nerve damage, I feel bad about this. Sorry to be a wet blanket. So as you wish, carry on.
LOL actually that would be an amazing thing to watch, I would say it would be perfect for a SNL skit but that show has gone so far left we have to invent new numbers to quantify it.
Someone please tell these two, It was a perfect phone call.
Killer of Giants threatened us all... Trump haulted their plans, Standing so tall... Now they hate him and they don't want the wall
Killer of giants Killer of giants
well, he loves to eat bats, so it fits well...
I remember a few years ago some researchers somewhere did a study to try and figure out how Ozzy is even still alive.
So if I take enough drugs, Creepy Joe will seem like a good candidate?
If you take Ozzy levels of drugs you’d be dead and voting democrat anyway.
Oh if someone could piece together a mock discussion between them it would be hilarious.
Giving away my age here but I remember way back when he was actually coherent..Ozzy I mean, not Biden. Biden never made any sense to me.
Ha! Totally understand. Me too.
Haha...I can actually understand Ozzy, though he does have a stuttering problem
Hilarious! This is something I would actually watch. Ozzy would still make far more sense than Cornpop.
This makes sense. Rationale - me, OG Sabbath/Ozzie fan since creation. Fuck Dio. Jake E., RR and Zakk get equal status with me for their individual merits, though F to RR as unrealized prodigy cut short by tragedy.
Joepedo mumbles, Ozzy mumbles fluently. It doesnt matter what either says because neither can be understood. Ozzy makes an occasional point, is the difference, and is entertaining and talented though impeded by his own doing.
I understand why they have them, but the American Sign Language people that they always use are starting to annoy me. Reminiscent of the fake African dude that translated ASL for that, you know...that thing, on world-broadcast TV.
Ozzy was a half-step off key the last time I saw Sabbath on their latest farewell tour. He's deaf, okay? Also annoying, but Iommi's licks kept me well entertained, as always. And of course, the experience...Geezer, Tony and Ozzy, maybe...maybe not, for the last time. And great seats. And my 55 year old little brother - I finally got to take him to a concert after a promise I made in 1970-something but never fulfilled.
On second thought, fuck all this. Joepedo has no place anywhere in that world.
Fuck Dio?
Only insofar as Ozzy. Standalone Dio different.
You are probably old enough to remember when Chevy Chase did "Weekend Update" on SNL. He would close it by repeating "our top story tonight" for the hearing impaired.
Garrett Morris then appeared in an little box, but instead of ASL, Morris would shout: OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT......
Old enough to also insist that the OG SNL crew were the only ones fit to watch, aside from Eddie Murphy's characters, Mr Robinson, Gumby and Buckwheat
I agree with you, 100%.
Murphy was much better in most of his movie roles.
If SNL and late night comedians weren’t such pathetic political lackeys for the Democratic Party they could have a field day with this.
Nah, Zakk is better because he speaks Ozzy and English.
I feel you. Zakk has his own world. It killed me when I read in some article after Zakk left - Ozzy was alleged to have said Zakk had gotten too dark for their program. Ozzy said somebody was too dark.
On a different note, T. Clufetos...a straight up Beast with that band.
OK, that's pretty funny.
no snak on bat
Careful, Biden might catch Corona from that bat-biter.
I guess it would be a shot in the dark.
His wife and daughter are never trumpers. I imagine he probably is as well.Fuck ozzy
To be fair to him though. He probably doesn’t even know who the President is...
True lol
Actually, my wife keeps singing “Its the End of the World as We Know It” by REM. Satirically, of course.
https://youtu.be/JsxavPANO8s
Sharon Oz has a role in the Biden administration as translator,
That fucking Stepford wife Jill ain't getting the hint her man's brain is spent.
Shaaarrroon!!!
Dio was better.
I remember back in the late 90’s at Ozz Fest I would just leave when Ozzy came on, dude couldn’t sing and just jumped up and down like a frog. Can only imagine how he sounds now.
But... an iconic frog! ;-)
Batman