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He's got a point (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by erlenmeyerbong ago by erlenmeyerbong +591 / -0
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– Pelosi_Halitosis 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wife and I have been passing the coronavirus back and forth for weeks!

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– HeavenlyTrumpets 10 points ago +10 / -0

omg did he really post this? Lol

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– erlenmeyerbong [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's real lol

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1253514904038002688?s=19

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– Cameron 2 points ago +2 / -0

His twitter habits haven’t changed I see

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– secretbern 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lion Ted is funny.

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– MAGANatsFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lion Ted indeed!

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– mI7BPBz6ZSSIZjWlGCtb 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yeah, swapping spit doesn't transmit viruses.

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– ChipahhhTsss 6 points ago +6 / -0

Senso Rings

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– LoneStarDangler 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because when you say 'sexually' in this context it means sticking your penis in stuff or shoving things up your vagina.

Just like a cheap hooker, kissing is not included.

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– eatyourshitpeanuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

TIL that Lion Ted's penis is only 5' 11" long.

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– orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously with Dildo Bats. (NSFW but just a clip from Saint's Row 3)

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– Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

"skeet skeet"

-Lil Jon

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