posted ago by DBallsandJScrotes ago by DBallsandJScrotes +8 / -0

As you all know, it is absolutely impossible to get real news nowadays. Does anyone have any real insight into when to expect California to reopen? I'm in an interesting work predicament where I got a major promotion requiring me to move back to CA RIGHT as the country started to shut down. It's completely up to me as to when I move and I'm considered to be one of the only people at my company with west coast experience (I will be working independently), so I've not been able to get any guidance internally.

inb4 "don't move to California" (they are paying me through the nose for this)

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DBallsandJScrotes [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

May 1st? Looks like you may have had a typo. Where are you hearing this?

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DBallsandJScrotes [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve heard that from a couple of customers of mine, but they also have predicted that we’d be back to business by now a few times through this. Has this been discussed publicly on the government level?

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DBallsandJScrotes [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here he is preparing to backtrack as of today as LA Slimes pushes to keep closed:

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-24/california-reopening-slowed-by-spikes-in-coronavirus-cases-deaths

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'll need to be issued a subdermal I'd chip to track your federation credits and immunization records before you're allowed to participate

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DBallsandJScrotes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanted to laugh out loud, but you’re probably not far from the truth..