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SaintMagnus 13 points ago +13 / -0

UPS hires people with some ambition to do well, which is why they succeed so much.

USPS just bangs boxes around and kicks them to your door. When they have the time to do it between autofellatios.

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Schadenfreude 7 points ago +7 / -0

time to do it between autofellatios.

To be fair, if i could perform autofellatio everything else would be a distant afterthought.

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SaintMagnus 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's gay?