The left: "yeah...but it is morally reprehensible to be outside right now because you are putting others at risk. Your freedoms end where my safety begins! You might be healthy, but any time one of these brave officers has to go out and respond to your selfishness, or if you get in to an accident and EMS has to bring you to a hospital, you create a whole chain of potential exposure simply because you were too selfish to stay home. Also, look at all of these people complaining about being "inconvenienced"...notice anything? This is peak white privilege and to think otherwise means you want black and brown people to die!!!"

...phew...feels like writing all of that gave me the Wuhan Plague.