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CT_MAGA 60 points ago +61 / -1

See when you sort by new you see FUNNY SHIT LIKE THIS.

Really, got a good laugh out of me with this one.

Thank you Pede.

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stjimmy92 25 points ago +25 / -0

Now it’s stickied for all to see!

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turanian_552 [S] 32 points ago +33 / -1

First sticky on thedonald.win! Mods=Gods.

p.s. - It wouldn't surprise me if the WHO did something this crazy.

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PaigeAshley 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congratulations! This is hilarious and probably true. 👍😁😉

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just_me_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no, what they have in mind is a bit more sinister than umbrellas.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=bill+gates+block+sun&ia=web

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

wtaf?!

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zebfross 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sunlight is also just good advice in general. It isn’t healthy or natural to stay inside all the time.

Also, disband the WHO!

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MyTeenageBody 13 points ago +13 / -0

I just got back from a 2 hour walk. Trying to get my tan on until the beaches reopen here in Pensacola.

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MlazedBayhem 12 points ago +12 / -0

At least people who work in the umbrella industry would be able to get back to work, because they would be “essential” now.

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Mitschu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Umbrella

get back to work

"essential"

"Oh crap! We accidentally released a novel new virus!"

"YAAASS! Can we somehow blame it on Trump?"

"Um, he's been vociferously against our "creepy zombie programs" since day 1."

"Ah right. I remember, we released that Snopes article that said he was racist for his ban against Las Plagas infected illegal immigrants, and mocked his insensitive stereotyping of the undead as 'brain-eating freaks.' Shit. Well, try to pin it on him anyway."

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A1waysLurk1ing 11 points ago +11 / -0

What's funny, is this is ACTUALLY going to be Trump's legacy in the end.

He has shone light onto the entire shadow creature empire.

Donald Trump is TOTO from the Wizard of Oz.

He's pulled back the curtain.

He's pulled the velvet glove from the iron fist.

He's exposed those who lurk in the shadows.

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DaLaohu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remember to stay indoors!

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Fredo_Cuomo 7 points ago +7 / -0

WHO wants you to stay sick and afraid! Change my mind

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utfanx2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump recommends wearing a MAGA hat. MAGA hats block life saving UV rays.

Trump is killing his own supporters!

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MAGAnic316 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Even the light is white 😫"

-Van Jones

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veteran299 5 points ago +6 / -1

dem governors are going to ban tanning so people can't hoard sun rays

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turanian_552 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch. Some idiot is going to load up a tanning bed with gro-lights, fry themselves and blame Trump. Calling it now.

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NotInFormation 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice one!

Doesn't hurt that as a rule the Chinese females do in fact carry umbrellas against sun, since a healthy tan is a social sign of inferior class (being forced to be outdoors laboring) in their culture (or at least the ones that come out here).

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good to know vampires will be OK.

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UpTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm disgusted by all these youtube "influencers" urging for donations to the WHO. And youtube is donating $10MM

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago +5 / -1

Instead of ‘Stay at home’ it should’ve been Stay Outside as much as possible. Don’t need a political hack Dr who was apprised of millions of $ donated from the US Govt to a Wuhan lab to study coronavirus in bats 5 years ago to tell us sunlight is a great disinfectant. It’s wild how Trump was treated just for saying something along those lines months ago, but the critics are mostly momma’s boys living in their parents basements and ironically a lot of prominent media pundits are currently reduced to being a pitiful basement dweller if only for good optics. I’m so sick of hearing about ‘the virus’ yet so many seem to never want to return to normal especially those prominent folks propagating this crap, maybe because they’re not affected when off camera. I used to always like working weekends, and go out running errands on Mondays because most people are usually at work, less traffic and such. For them it’s that but on a larger scale while most of the country suffers and the idea is to sweat them out until they vote Democrat. The big Achilles heal with this strategy is that Joe Biden is presumably their candidate.

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DanIsSwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reeeeee! Sunlight has been proven to cause sunburns, skin cancer and heat stroke! Avoid it at all costs. GOSH!

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FutileConundrum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost thought this was a Bee article 😂👌

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LovingAmerica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, as a Cali pede who sees A LOT of Asians, if fucking face masks and umbrellas prevented literally anything, we wouldn’t have this fucking problem. I can’t get off the elevator in Vegas without telling an Asian to let me off first. Call me a racists, at this point I don’t care anymore.

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highlandparker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tyranny of a minority named Karen. And she's white, upper middle class, "educated", may even have a blue check, and she posts on Twitter. But she feels oppressed by Trump world and the virus that is late stage tds.

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porkrice 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve already seen fake news with “poison control centers overwhelmed with phone calls about ingested bleach” but they fail to mention if the hospital is reflecting that spike in calls. I’m sure it’s leftists trolling the poison control center.

But I bet the first person that happens to die of a bleach poisoning will be blamed on Trump. Guaranteed it will be spun that way. It will be some suicidal teen or whatever. And they’ll say they were influenced by his advice.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's what it comes down to:

Is government going to shut down the economy and restrict movement of 100% of the population (97% of whom will feel little to no symptoms if they catch Xina Flu), or do they advise the 3% that could get bad symptoms, and the .02% that could die, to socially isolate until it passes?

Xina Flu is the ultimate example of tyranny of the minority.

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Deplorable_bastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol this is why I’m here. Damn good!

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youknowthething 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s getting scrubbed quick

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's that you say? WHO isn't worth funding if they're saying clown gibberish?

Please cut off my taxpayer revenue to the WHO, Mr President. Thank you.

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Gogomaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah preach pede!!!! Maga!!!!!

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POTUSPaladin45 2 points ago +2 / -0

SAVED

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mamma042002 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHO woulda thunk...

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PNWArtist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta be Chinese-made bumbershoots, too. Otherwise they work.

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unmaskedpanda 0 points ago +1 / -1

There is a skin cancer side effect.

Are we sure this is a shitpost?

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davidwayne2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

Looks anecdotal to me...