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WHO Recommends Umbrellas for All to Avoid Unproven Sunlight Treatment for COVID-19 (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
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– MlazedBayhem 12 points ago +12 / -0

At least people who work in the umbrella industry would be able to get back to work, because they would be “essential” now.

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– Mitschu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Umbrella

get back to work

"essential"

"Oh crap! We accidentally released a novel new virus!"

"YAAASS! Can we somehow blame it on Trump?"

"Um, he's been vociferously against our "creepy zombie programs" since day 1."

"Ah right. I remember, we released that Snopes article that said he was racist for his ban against Las Plagas infected illegal immigrants, and mocked his insensitive stereotyping of the undead as 'brain-eating freaks.' Shit. Well, try to pin it on him anyway."

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