MRW the government launches drones to enforce "social distancing".
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So true. I see people going for walks around the neighborhood wearing a mask that aren’t within 20 ft of another human. It’s ridiculous, get some fresh air, you’re outside in daylight, probably much safer w/o a mask in those conditions.
KeK. I’m seeing people driving around, alone, windows rolled up, wearing a mask. It’s just asinine.
Someone wearing an N95 mask passed out after driving for hours while wearing it the whole time, and crashed into a wooden pole.
When law enforcement posted the story on Facebook, it stirred the pot because some people claimed they were swearing off masks entirely while others were claiming the story was a hoax because "muh masks are perfect in every way and there could not have possibly been a CO2 buildup." Law enforcement responded by updating their post to read "Well we THINK it was the mask but it could have been something else, also be sure to follow your guidelines."
It's really hard to be an optimist in these times, but not impossible.
A CO2 buildup is in fact unlikely. Passing out from too much CO2 is painful. Your body will alert you that you're losing air and fight you the entire time. Helium or carbon monoxide on the other hand, will kill you silently.
Well it's true, causation isn't correlation. It's the same thing as us pointing out that not everyone with covid who dies died of covid.
somebody last week got pulled over for NOT doing this....
🤡🌎
That’s so insane to me. Sure give us guidelines to keep the public safe and all, that’s fine. But to enforce it via fines or arrest, that’s too far. I don’t wanna deal with it, but if I got pulled over for not wearing a mask, I’ll be sure to fight it at all costs in court because its so wrong and we cannot stand for that at all. If we do, what’s next?
"Excuse me sir, I noticed you weren't wearing your required mask so I decided to come within 6 feet of you and speak at you loudly about what we need to do to prevent this virus from spreading."
Pulled over? Or more?
Relevant:
https://i.maga.host/aL1cR68.jpeg
KeK!
"Sorry, I don’t speak scared bitch."
Whenever someone asks me to wear a mask.
Lol so much this.
This was my confirmation that, indeed, i’m surrounded by loonies.
I do it so people don't recognize me
Lol
nUrsEs aRe hErOs
Yea they’re real heros. Hospitals are slower than they’ve ever been in most places.
My favorite was a cuck on a bicycle with a mask in a low traffic neighborhood.
Some athletes wear masks to restrict airflow and simulate high-altitude training too.
The mask-tan will be the hip new trend for COVID-1984
I wish I had a Cummins so I could roll coal on all of those fucking panicked loser assholes virtue signaling with their useless masks.
I'm almost at the point of flicking them all off, but I'd have to keep my arm almost permanently out the window.
“Bu..bu..rollin’ coal? why don’t you care about the environment? or a worldwide pandemic?”
Yeah I know exactly what you mean, it’s so fucking annoying. I’m NEVER gonna bother an elderly person who’s scared to death because they consume too much news, but younger people buying into the fear mongering when they’re at extremely low risk, yeah IMO it’s fine to mock them. Not advocating that we verbally harm anyone but Goddamn, the whole country is shut down over this bullshit and each day it gets more and more frustrating to see friends losing their livelihood and to see people chastising others and not wanting to get back to work or back to normal. I can’t tell you how how frustrating and sad it makes me feel for able bodied people to just choose to stay inside, suck off the government and complain about the folks who make this country work. Anyhow, I’m rambling, have a great weekend, Roll Coal if you choose all over the place, hell we’ve been energy independent for a couple years and are now at risk of losing that because oil is too cheap, so burn it!
I went shopping today and they were playing nonstop "social distancing" propaganda over the intercom. Creepy as fuck, and adding in all the people with masks on it reminded me of some Orwellian Twilight Zone episode.
I thanked the girl at the checkout register at the grocery store today. She look up at me with a straight face and said: "I feel like I'm in a video game" and she looked back down and finished the transaction and I left. Orwellian Twilight Zone episode confirmed.
That poor girl. Really hit me in the feels to hear that, for some reason. :(
I know. Me too. She was dead serious and very catatonic in her reply. This shit is really taking a toll on our people.
She's part of the group that doesn't buy it. Anyone that can see through all this even a little bit thinks it's nuts. Only the crazies are all on board.
Welcome to City 17.
+1 for Half Life reference and here's hoping they make another Half Life game sometime in the next decade.
GEOTUS is the tip of our collective spear.
He knows it, and he wields our anger because we want him to, and it is his mightiest weapon.
If he says hold, we hold.
He has NOT said hold! He's called on us to liberate our states!
Eh, I know a voice actor, can easily be done at home now. If it's played in a larger venue like a movie theatre or stadium jumbotron with audio system you'd want a higher quality studio that will iron out some of the background issues
My friend did voice for a major car in his office.
But also fuck advertisers, they are such gross people. Like I saw I think a ford ad that just said "don't drive, stay inside" while showing an empty highway
Fuck off, I don't get my moral or life guidance/advice from people trying to just implant themselves into my thoughts and to sell me crap I likely don't need.
Marketers just overpay to fancy business schools for their "network" (another corporate BS term) and jump into "how can we manipulate people to buy our crap?" and "what's popular right now, and lets make an ad that way.
So glad I have adblocks and don't watch normal TV anymore.
Edit: Note, my big wokeness to how shitty corporations are is when they all started supporting Gay Pride, I'd love to see if Shell would fly a rainbow flag 30 years ago. These companies are fake and have no vision or ground breaking ideas. They just wait for things to get popular then they jump on the bandwagon/
The car companies telling you can now buy a car but make no payments for 3 months in these uncertain times! Fuck off.
Agreed, my grocery store has the "We're all in this together..." STFU CUCKS
It's more like a Dr. Seuss book.
I do not like it, Sam I Am.
It is a video game of sorts in the very literal sense. It just has 6+ billion story lines.
HOLY FUCK HOW CAN I UPVOTE THIS TWICE OR GIVE REDDIT GOLD OR SOME OTHER IMAGINARY INTERNET BULLSHIT?!
Seriously great great comment. Me stealzie but will put in quotes
Have quad bricks and a coat since I have nothing else to offer but rare Pepes
So good i copied it and sent to my wife and kids. Great
One change tho... shotguns work better for drones than the Pepe AR!
At close range, yeah. But at longer ranges, they make great target practice for ARs or .308 semis.
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People are the drones. They're basically NPC's.
https://archive.vn/TI6Zm
That's exactly what I was thinking! Before you know it, we'll all be shooting man hacks and shooting down drones.
I wish they'd make Half Life 3 alrwady. It baffles me when these game companies have a hot franchise and just never do anything with it despite fans calling them out for years.