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hypebeast420 18 points ago +18 / -0

Мы будем бороться за матушку Россию!

Edit: in all seriousness, the one thing that worries me is Biden self-destructing too early. We want him to start word salading in September when the normies are watching. Preferably at the first debate when he starts talking about how he's going to fight ISIS leader Nikita Khrushchev or something.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder if he will ever debate Trump. On one hand, Biden is a dementia suffering gaffe machine. On the other, his handlers may really believe Biden will mop the floor with Trump.

Oh I so hope they do believe it...that light at the end of the tunnel is gonna be a Trump train barreling over Biden!

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TrumpTrainBot 5 points ago +6 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 360,639,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.653 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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hypebeast420 1 point ago +1 / -0

They think it will be like Biden going up against low testosterone Paul Ryan. Not going to work against Trump.