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SmokeyMeadow 37 points ago +37 / -0

I hear the Nork doctor who attempted Un's cardiac stent fucked up, because he didn't have experience operating on a man of Kim's size. Makes sense, it's North Korea, and his regular patients probably max out at 75 lbs.

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bellcurvestrikesback 8 points ago +9 / -1

Thanks I honestly dont mind the mail but its a good habit to get into

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ChuckedBeef 10 points ago +10 / -0

The governmemt would frame you up and have you executed if you were a match for someone important or powerful.

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lifeisahologram 19 points ago +19 / -0

I don't feel bad for the guy. I mean he was evil.

But it does suck, because he was our best chance for a unified Korea. Now, China is gonna roll in and make NK a puppet/vassel state. Because they do not want the US or US friendly nation's directly on their border if they can avoid it.

Word is China has already largely undermined NKs regime for a decade, and has the economic infrastructure to make it seamless and quick. Of course we won't publicly see it right away, but I'm sure pro Beijing people in NK are making moves, and it will become clear soon enough.

But if his sister can get power, I heard she is a wildcard, and might be able to prevent that. But I also heard she's 10x as evil as Kim, so that might be a different, but equally bad, scenario.

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JediMasterPepe 13 points ago +14 / -1

Remember how much the leftist MSM was fawning over her during the Olympics? 🤔

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bill_in_texas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Charm offensive: She will starve, imprison and torture her own people, but she has pretty hair while doing it.

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DarkRiver 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol she might be responsible for her brother's death...that family is a mess. Kim executed his uncles too

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Dereliction 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe it's just me, but I'm cynical enough to think that China caused this to happen because of the changing relationship with the US.

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are probably right, it wouldn't surprise me.

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Daveyboy58 2 points ago +2 / -0

My first thought.

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CheckorHold 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol, LetterKenny reference?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

At the WI protest yesterday someone had a Winnie the Flu sign

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Jimmy33 4 points ago +4 / -0

THAT is the most brilliant thing I’ve heard this month!! Can’t stop laughing..

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RenaissanceOfHope 10 points ago +11 / -1

Kim Jong Un was our best chance for a reunified, free Korea via peaceful means/negotiation, or st least permanent denuclearization!

I am convinced that China may have killed him because as much as Kim Jong Un is evil, he was probably contemplating bringing NK into the light. We need to investigate China’s role in this.

I hope that he accepted Jesus before he died, because I don’t want anyone to spend eternity apart from God.

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Ursus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do we want a reunited Korea? It's would be a long, difficult and expensive process.

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +2 / -0

What we want is for North Korea to be free & capitalist whether it’s still separated from South Korea (but NOT by landmines) or reunified with South Korea. I don’t care which outcome happens as long as we can peacefully negotiate this one way or another.

Heck, draw up an immunity deal & an annual royal allowance for the Kims in exchange for making North Korea free.

KJU would be our best shot at this type of deal. It’s a better way to fix North Korea than a second bloody war.

Then, we can torment China more through economic warfare and strangle their financial systems to make the communist regime of China fall. They declared war on us with the ChinaVirus bioweapon, so we need to do something with the least amount of American damage & casualty possible- the less bloodshed the better.

China is the top nation-state enemy of the USA in my opinion.

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schiff_for_brains 6 points ago +6 / -0

What are the chances China decides to capitalize on the kung flu breach by exporting it to the US and then takes out Kim to keep NK from leaving their sphere of influence and attempting to destabilize all of Asia in preparation for this fall's election?

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PocketTurd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey, nice frattrop

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PolarBears4Trump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wig tape protruding

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basedtexapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

very disrespectful

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DeeDay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't it be ironic if Kim Jong-Un was taken out by the Chinese Virus? The time frame totally fits.

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I_no_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they going to harvest Kim’s fat rolls while he’s on a Chinese made ventilator?

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HowardRoark 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll render his fat as cooking oil.

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V_exodus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sick, really, because possibly true. I hope things somehow get better for NK people who have had such a shit deal. Probably an unrealistic wish. Maybe Kim's sister has a conscience about suffering.

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xcube 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only he had made a deal with Trump, it might have saved his life! I bet South Korea has better doctors and surgeons than China.

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jcgearhart 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is very spicy.

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Ursus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can they really use organs from a super-obese chain-smoking alcoholic? Chinese quality?

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

And what ever they don't want will be for sale in a wet market......