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Lady_Stallion [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

I had a group of girls scream BITCH at me for not having it on. It feels like I'm living in an alternative universe.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are dummies.

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holytrpbatman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Use the Sharpie to write 'Thanks Karen!' on the mask

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ShrikeDeCil 10 points ago +10 / -0

Giant "Star of David" mask, with the note "No one helped..."

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dandylionsummer 10 points ago +10 / -0

A Trump 2020 handkerchief

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ShrikeDeCil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Allawi Islam forbids male face coverings. That's my story.

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Lady_Stallion [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn, that's a good excuse. Unfortunately for me I'm a girl. Trying to work out one isn't easy.

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ShrikeDeCil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Darn, sorry. Didn't read your handle. Hum.

Ooh... how about a veil? Not Burkha-like - think Jeanie. Transparent half-wisp that is obviously doing complete bupkis.

When they whine, the counter is "Well, unless you're in an N95, you just aren't doing much. Plus, religion!" (Again.)

Facepaint? Nixon Mask? (Wanders off to check out Reagan masks.)

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're only a girl until you say you are a man, that's how this works now. Personally, I identify as an two-spirit eggplant from the Andromeda System.

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Weremoose 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get a mask with an 👌on it

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Qualmow 7 points ago +7 / -0

No mask and a middle finger.

I know... I know. Commerce and all. The more of us that do not comply, the faster our overlords get the point.

A dream far-far away.

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bellcurvestrikesback 7 points ago +8 / -1

Just write MEDICALLY EXEMPT across your face in sharpie

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 7 points ago +7 / -0

My religion forbids wearing a muzzle.

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based_unicorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone posted a comment recently saying they wrote “THIS IS TYRANNY” with black marker across their white mask. That’s my favorite idea I’ve seen so far.

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Zegopharo 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Violation of CDC guidelines March 6." Write it on your mask, write it anywhere that says masks are required.

That day, the CDC tweeted telling travellers it is not recommended that masks are worn. They also tweeted all february not recommending the widespread use of masks.

Since these sheeple want to follow "guidelines" so much, remind them that the CDC originally recommended against the use of masks. If they ask, follow up with "were they wrong then or are they wrong now? And why do you still trust them?"

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 2 points ago +3 / -1

A pocket copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Your face is your freedom. No burqas for America.

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

No idea, The site has Canadian registry, and has zero contact info (no phone, no address, no email).

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw someone post one with little bats all over it.

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rcstl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glue a picture of a lit cigarette to it!