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Qualmow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup, every time I see a new version of it.

Still not getting laid. And if in a moment of pot and drinking she unzips her pant; and he happens to gets his fingers wet, he will be sent to jail or wrecked on twitter for sexual assualt.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the lives. Every single life. If only 99.99995% of the lives will end for my haircut, that is not enough. But if 100% of lives would end for my haircut, okay, THEN I will stay home.

Rationale: If 99.99995% of humanity is so weak that my getting a haircut, an endeavor that would involve me interacting with 9 humans maximum over a period of around 2 hours (I take a nice walk to get my hair cut, make a day of it,) while I do NOT HAVE THE DAMN CHINA VIRUS, then they will not survive the next time that an ant farts either. However, if 100% of humanity will die from me doing the same thing, that also includes ME, and I am only responsible for my OWN safety, therefore I will not go.

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Jefferson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not with those socks.