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dakin116 100 points ago +103 / -3

Once again everyone has to take the dick because the world revolves around NYC. And you wonder why us southerners don’t like you moving down here

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thingaboutarsenal 64 points ago +66 / -2

I love how they leave but still want to tell us about it.

"Back in New York" 🙄

Nobody cares what you did in New York.

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thingaboutarsenal 30 points ago +34 / -4

I realize you're just a troll, but I'll bite once.

You don't like us so much you come to our state and infect it like locusts. I'm convinced NYC pizza is a practical joke too because it's the shittiest pizza on planet Earth.

Also, just because your shitty city was home to Italian immigrants, doesn't make you Italians. So it's really cool when you pronounce the five Italian words (all food words too) you know like you can actually speak the language.

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FullTimeRaptor 24 points ago +26 / -2

You're my spirit animal.

The Fleet merger ruined my hometown when all these fucks came to my beautiful, red hometown. It's the same story everywhere, though. They send a few well-behaved scouts. Those scouts write home about how great it is down here. More come. Soon, they're voting themselves in as homeowner association president and running your neighborhood the same way they ran their shitty states and cities. They love what conservative values built, but only so far as they can exploit it.

Fuck Yankees.

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gotrumpwin 11 points ago +14 / -3

agreed NY style pizza does suck ass. i also hate when they claim their pizza crust is superior cause of their water - its floppy greasy shit pizza

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ClownShowPede 2 points ago +4 / -2

Standing up for where I live doesn't make me a troll but nice try. You do realize that GEOTUS is a NYer born and bred right? That's why he's tough and gets shit done. He's built many of the things that attract NYer to the south. Golf much? Oh and he loves NYC pizza.

Your Italian history lesson makes no sense. Work on that and show some loyalty to your POTUS hometown.

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Phillysmackdown 1 point ago +3 / -2

Thank you. Finally someone else agrees the NY pizza is shit. I'm from outside of Philly and we have the best pizza around.

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smurphyswimmer 26 points ago +32 / -6

Enjoy being locked down until August, Clown.

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Afeazo 10 points ago +11 / -1

Buddy you know we can easily spot when someone is just a shill who posts here pretending to be on our side? Your post history is laughable.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +4 / -2

When I spot a shill, one of my favorite games is to downvote every post in their history. If more of us did this, the shills would disappear faster. Deport someone with negative karma? Why yes I will.

Many shills make the occasional normal post to farm karma. We have to counter that.

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ClownShowPede -6 points ago +4 / -10

I poke fun at 1 comment and I'm a shill? Get a grip. I don't agree with the people that run my city but I love it all the same. It's called loyalty. A marxist wouldn't understand.

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Andrynor 1 point ago +5 / -4

Frozen pizza tastes better.

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ClownShowPede -3 points ago +4 / -7

frozen pizza? what a sad life. my condolences.

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ailurus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don't need walls. Just need to cut a couple bridges and flood a few tunnels and the worst of the infection will be contained.

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Parkyr413 25 points ago +26 / -1

Imagine how us upstaters feel. Subsidizing that cesspool at the expense of our own communities.

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pizzzzaaaa 11 points ago +13 / -2

All of the charts and statistics for "US" should exclude NYC. But in general the way the media and most people process this information is really foolish. Most of the statistics are just a proxy for population density and say almost nothing about the particular country/state.

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pizzzzaaaa 5 points ago +7 / -2

If the media were to report on fingers, they'd say that fingers have a 100% fatality rate. Everyone who has ever had fingers has died, same with toes or teeth.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 4 points ago +5 / -1

Agreed! Setting a "one size fits all" approach to COVID-19 based on the needs of the New York metro area and Los Angeles is needlessly punitive. Stricter measures are needed in these two localities, but someone in Montana could basically be issued a bottle of hand sanitizer and sent about his business.

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Granny 3 points ago +4 / -1

NY death statistics are shocking. Death rate examples per million pop:

NY 1135, NJ 669, MA 424, IL 151, CA 44, WA 103, NC 32, SC 35, UT 13, OK 50, AR 17.

If you get sick with CV, get the hell out of NYC, if you want to live!

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Granny 0 points ago +1 / -1

That would seem true, except the whole country had that same beautiful day, we were all outdoors en masse, yet our numbers are still good. Yet MA still has one third the death rate as NY.

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Bluridgegirl 4 points ago +5 / -1

THANK YOU!!! Right on!!