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thingaboutarsenal 30 points ago +34 / -4

I realize you're just a troll, but I'll bite once.

You don't like us so much you come to our state and infect it like locusts. I'm convinced NYC pizza is a practical joke too because it's the shittiest pizza on planet Earth.

Also, just because your shitty city was home to Italian immigrants, doesn't make you Italians. So it's really cool when you pronounce the five Italian words (all food words too) you know like you can actually speak the language.

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FullTimeRaptor 24 points ago +26 / -2

You're my spirit animal.

The Fleet merger ruined my hometown when all these fucks came to my beautiful, red hometown. It's the same story everywhere, though. They send a few well-behaved scouts. Those scouts write home about how great it is down here. More come. Soon, they're voting themselves in as homeowner association president and running your neighborhood the same way they ran their shitty states and cities. They love what conservative values built, but only so far as they can exploit it.

Fuck Yankees.

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thingaboutarsenal 6 points ago +7 / -1

I like you.

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gotrumpwin 11 points ago +14 / -3

agreed NY style pizza does suck ass. i also hate when they claim their pizza crust is superior cause of their water - its floppy greasy shit pizza

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Pussyslayer69 2 points ago +4 / -2

New Haven pizza best pizza.

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ClownShowPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah bro NYC isn’t a shithole. Don’t be a cunt. POTUS is from there. Show some respect.

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ClownShowPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I go fishing upstate every year. Love it.

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thingaboutarsenal 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah, I've had much better food in Buffalo than NYC. It's such an overrated city. It's like a time capsule. Go to Tokyo or Seoul and you'll see how shitty NYC actually is.

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TiredCampaigner 4 points ago +5 / -1

I have personally been to Tokyo, Shanghai, Seoul, Beijing, Cairo, London, Rome, Paris, Delhi, Mexico City, Soa Poalo, Dallas, Los Angeles, San Diego, Chicago, Berlin, and a few others I've probably forgotten and I can say this with certainty: NY City is a shithole.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lived in Seoul. Best and most effective public transport I even seen. Clean, too.

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ClownShowPede 2 points ago +4 / -2

Standing up for where I live doesn't make me a troll but nice try. You do realize that GEOTUS is a NYer born and bred right? That's why he's tough and gets shit done. He's built many of the things that attract NYer to the south. Golf much? Oh and he loves NYC pizza.

Your Italian history lesson makes no sense. Work on that and show some loyalty to your POTUS hometown.

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Phillysmackdown 1 point ago +3 / -2

Thank you. Finally someone else agrees the NY pizza is shit. I'm from outside of Philly and we have the best pizza around.