You're my spirit animal.

The Fleet merger ruined my hometown when all these fucks came to my beautiful, red hometown. It's the same story everywhere, though. They send a few well-behaved scouts. Those scouts write home about how great it is down here. More come. Soon, they're voting themselves in as homeowner association president and running your neighborhood the same way they ran their shitty states and cities. They love what conservative values built, but only so far as they can exploit it.

Fuck Yankees.