The secret nobody tells you is that hospitals are always more than half full. Why? Empty beds don’t make money, so the unused space will get repurposed into something that does.
It’s the same reason why everyone freaked out that “OH MAH GERD THE ICU’S ARE 90% FULL WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!1!!!One!!” but that’s actually a typical Wednesday at most hospitals because, again, empty beds in empty rooms don’t make money
If hospitals are half empty, that’s a very bad sign, because they’re not financially solvent in that state (not to mention the people who need treatment but aren’t getting it because elective procedures were shut down)
I always wondered which one was the biggest cuck. I guess it doesn't surprise me it's Jr.
They built a bike for Trump. They used to have it on display at Trump Tower in New York.
A great strategy.
Also the bottom panel of this meme would work well as the left-side panel of the woman screaming at the cat at the dining table meme.
What if the hospitals are half full?
The secret nobody tells you is that hospitals are always more than half full. Why? Empty beds don’t make money, so the unused space will get repurposed into something that does.
It’s the same reason why everyone freaked out that “OH MAH GERD THE ICU’S ARE 90% FULL WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!1!!!One!!” but that’s actually a typical Wednesday at most hospitals because, again, empty beds in empty rooms don’t make money
If hospitals are half empty, that’s a very bad sign, because they’re not financially solvent in that state (not to mention the people who need treatment but aren’t getting it because elective procedures were shut down)
Everybody freaked out because the Italian hospitals got overwhelmed and they left their elderly to die in order to try to save the young.
Things are looking optimistic.
Then there half full