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HypnoToad92 16 points ago +17 / -1

Shockingly she actually spoke out in defence of Biden accusers.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/437107-harris-i-believe-biden-accusers

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NeilNewsNetwork 22 points ago +22 / -0

she said she "believed they felt uncomfortable"

she also referred to it as "unwanted touching" (which could be something as simple as a back pat or a hair sniffing)

Kamala did not say that she believed they were raped, or even sexually assaulted.

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HypnoToad92 6 points ago +6 / -0

True. She can just never address it/pretend like it never happened/feign severe memory lapse. MSM will make it easy to avoid these comments being visable to the sleeping masses. She will be playing by Biden's own playbook. Definitely a worthy addition to his scummy campaign haha.

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monkadelic 4 points ago +4 / -0

She talked about the elephant in the room at the time, all the creepy videos. Left out Tara Reade, the most serious one really.

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Taffy550 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only with both knees and head are down. lol She's called knee pads Kamala for a reason. JMO

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gabwinone 11 points ago +11 / -0

I call her "Heels-Up Harris".

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Taffy550 3 points ago +3 / -0

We call her knee pad Kamala. Hahaha. Yours is far by funnier. lol

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gabwinone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey...both are accurate!

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DontTreadOnThee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big mike only has an asshole to finger. The other is an outtie.

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BirthHole 12 points ago +12 / -0

Notice how the media keep dropping Kamala and the GA lady? We all know they are not national names. They keep mentioning black women as VP to groom the voters to normalize the idea of a black female VP choice.

The real pick is going to be Michelle Obama.

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NeilNewsNetwork 6 points ago +6 / -0

The real is pick is going to be Michelle Obama.

sadly, this is true

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would she really want it? I mean, she can just chill at her house on Martha’s Vineyard and collect the big bucks for doing nothing from Netflix

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everylastjuan 9 points ago +9 / -0

If Mike helps win it, he can help keep his wife out of prison.

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ClownTamer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed. The Obama’s already made out like bandits. Why ruin it?

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BirthHole 8 points ago +8 / -0

As if Barack 'worked'? The deep state minions ran the show while he simply enjoyed the trappings of the office.

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MAGA_Master 5 points ago +5 / -0

Being cool watching basketball games and drinking craft beer. He was literally like British royalty in the sense that he didn’t do anything and everyone was obsessed with his social life.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They certainly spent a ton of time traveling!

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fluffmiceter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because if he doesn't get off his ass and help the DNC, if they lose 2020 they are completely fucked. Prepare to see Mike and Hussain in prison.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

My gut still tells me the Obamas are staying out of this with a 10 for poll. Just show up enough in elite interviews

They have 10 layer deep fall down people for any shit that went down in their time of power.

They just purchased their 15mil home and got their big Netflix deal. They are enjoying 60k in hot dogs every weekend.

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fat50 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cuomo.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boinie Sandahs

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christianknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stat ah revolution

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send me your chicken nugget money foh my fifth house!

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gabwinone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Took me a minute. Love it!

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Paradyme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ralph Northam?

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fazzman23 21 points ago +23 / -2

i see what you did here

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17761192016 14 points ago +16 / -2

Upvote for cleverness.

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

well hes going to have to dip his fingers in the pudding and get a taste

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whocaresguy420 [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

2 stickys today but not as sticky as joes fingers.

MODS = GODS

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Buff_em_up 7 points ago +8 / -1

I’m pretty sure Joe will finger as many as he can

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1776FeetHigher 7 points ago +7 / -0

Listen here Jack, the thing about oh, do no you know the thing! Corn pop was a bad dude and I love roaches in my lap with the watching my blonde leg hairs pop in the sun.

0% chance biden makes it to the general election without bowing out or being replaced. Even less likely he'd last a 4 year term. Consider his vp pick the actual DNC candidate.

Or maybe I'm giving the DNC too much credit and they really are just grossly incompetent or trying to lose with Biden.

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mrh218 6 points ago +8 / -2

Kek

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Marble68 6 points ago +7 / -1

OMFG

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boreal_storm 6 points ago +7 / -1

There will be tryouts.

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XpatDemocrat 13 points ago +13 / -0

You think they would pass "The Smell Test"?

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BKav 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you mean alley cat-approves, yes definitely!

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linereddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

They might not stand still for Joe's malarkey.

(Is that really what he calls it?)

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Pres_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Laughable.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hide your women, Hide your husbands

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LionTed 5 points ago +5 / -0

The max chaos bet here would be Abrams. I mean, how crazy would it would be if he actually selects her? Bad optics.

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lalicat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oof that would be hilarious.

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too late, Joe's already got his wife, Heels-Up and Simian Sanders doing his podcasts for him.

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

Satan help the whore he picks. The power of kek spares no one..

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Oback_Barama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mayor Buttplug

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husker91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rofl

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a coronavirus and cigar joke in here somewhere, but I just can't pull it out.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK <---- THIS ONE!!!

KEK

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Damn that was funny..

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mayor Pete?

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lalicat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heh.

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NYCforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there!

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BigCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finger lickin good.

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

So adolescent, yet so effective! I laughed out loud.

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Choctaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

+1

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

SNAP!

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Supersaiyanbroly737 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top kek

Cumala and Biden deserve each other.

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Wulfschilde 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to really smell them out first.

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TrumpVoter1 2 points ago +2 / -0

i see what you did there

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1d8-1 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of them until he finds the right one?

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BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

As many as possible, like picking up a six pack of coke. 2 fingers, 1 in each hole.

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha! Good question

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speedychef 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can't go with Michelle because he promised it would be a woman.

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Fuchtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

You magnificent bastard :)

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TrumpOrTreason 1 point ago +1 / -0

“ Which women”

Pfft.. congrats on the up votes pede, you’re in the biggly leagues now.

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Hooray4hookers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stacey Abrams. Re-energizes the potential Bernie vote. Dems pat themselves on the back for having a black woman on the ticket.