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LittleBlackKat 138 points ago +139 / -1

These two ladies literally invented The Trump Train!

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TrumpTrainBot 50 points ago +51 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 360,849,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.65 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TicoMaga 21 points ago +21 / -0

oh neat we have bots too?

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ADAM_SCHITT 21 points ago +21 / -0

The BEST bots.

BRICK

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TrumpBrickBot 15 points ago +15 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168419 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7215975553327589714709152% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1851.94271830509847803117628 MILES WIDE and 493.559293282107758519430243 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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two_womps 12 points ago +12 / -0

How about a COAT to go with it?

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TrumpBrickBot 10 points ago +10 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168414 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7208933118223672472898112% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1851.88773808557737000660568 MILES WIDE and 493.544640562008419734657758 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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King6of6the6retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we get a freedom boner bot in this motherfucker?

That's Three more inches At this length the deep state will be deep dicked in seventeen years, four months, and nine days.

maybe something less defeatist. Tick tock bugaloo.

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MuchoZucko 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shoot, I just messaged the mods to ask about the bots. Had no idea they were here already.

That's quite dank

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BritPedeMEGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

CHOO CHOO MUTHA FUKKAS! I would just lose it if GOETUS as part of his campaign got the train drivers/engineers on board and got a god damn train dressed up as a trump train. Biggest horn ever. Not American (envious of your free speech up here in Canuckistan) so unsure as to where the biggest train station is, or where train central is in the states.

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TrumpTrainBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 360,869,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.65 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!