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conservativeamerica [S] 153 points ago +153 / -0

Our President doesn't call him Sleepy Joe for nothing!

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_-Th0r-_ 46 points ago +46 / -0

Time traveler status: confirmed

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Metallicity 21 points ago +21 / -0

Sleepy Joe gonna be sleepy!

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Bigpandas1 6 points ago +6 / -0

What about Creepy Joe?

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sleepy Joe is still in the basement. Not moving much. Too sleepy to even grope and sniff even... that or they put him on a literal leash.

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Avned 89 points ago +90 / -1

Low energy.

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Please_Clap 45 points ago +45 / -0

Please Clap

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Sumarongi 25 points ago +26 / -1

¡JEB! for first female Vice President!

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FliesTheFlag 10 points ago +10 / -0

Guac Bowl

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clap quietly please, DNC candidate needs his nap time.

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Genericwhitemale 11 points ago +11 / -0

more like no energy

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theeyeshaveit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden needs Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows to make him look more alive and awake. Looks like she just had her forehead pulled back a few notches.

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crucialchicken 6 points ago +6 / -0

Foolish Guac Bowl Merchant.

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Alpha-As-Fuck 72 points ago +72 / -0

Remember when Hillary collapsed after we made it known she had health issues and wasn't fit enough for the job, despite the MSM trying to hide it? I can't wait for this covid 19 shit to be done with so sleepy Joe has to be out and about campaigning and his health will be exposed too.

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1A2A 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you imagine being in that state of mind? To have written that email? Pathetic just doesn't do justice, I need to expand my vocabulary.

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I imagine not wanting to end up with two bullets in the back of my head so I write a note of praise for dear leader? Sure, sure I can. Probably happens a lot in North Korea, too.

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1A2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that's less likely, he's obviously without good intentions all around.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's also sexist to loosen the pickle jar lid for her for an appearance on late night talk shows. But whatever works for these demons

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tombombadil 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remember that primary debate where she just didn’t show up after a commercial break? That was the weirdest fucking thing and you weren’t allowed to question it because she’s a woman. Let me try and find the clip.

Edit: found it https://youtu.be/-Z3nz-AFpMs

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, never saw this.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whether it's sexist or not, it's still suicidal behavior

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Ricky_CIA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good ol' SIDE O' BEEF!

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 7 points ago +7 / -0

They aren't running Joe out anywhere, and this COVID narrative won't be over any time before the election, either.

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LetFreedomRing 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, they're gonna push for everyone to isolate at home still and will not allow the debates to happen. Or they will not air the debates and make up words he said to make him look good.

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BillClintonsARapist 34 points ago +34 / -0

To be fair to Sleepy Joe, Killary is boring as bat shit

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Sumarongi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or a side of beef!

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Stationhollow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normal bat shit or Wuhan style bat shit?

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zebfross 28 points ago +29 / -1

Fricken lol, I've seen him do that in interviews before. I think it is his way of looking deep in thought about a serious situation, but really it is just super weird.

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ClownTamer 12 points ago +12 / -0

Everything he does is super weird. The man’s on camera sniffing and groping children like it’s going out of style, which I hope after Trump wins 2020 it will.

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Seeker_of_Firecrotch 9 points ago +9 / -0

I LOL’d and now I’m embarrased.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

snort

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Picador20 20 points ago +20 / -0

You'd think they'd hook him up to an electric zapper to keep him alert like a chicken dancing on a hot plate at a carnival midway.

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SpaFixr 14 points ago +14 / -0

First time a guy has slept with Hellary in 40 years.

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

You just made her list, pal!

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Lardlad55 4 points ago +4 / -0

RIP

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

In all fairness, I fall asleep listening to Hillary too.

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zestanor 11 points ago +11 / -0

If anyone is in doubt, here is ample footage of Biden when he was in control of his faculties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAOOv4wvT7Y

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow that's a major difference.

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DinosaurAlert 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t know if he would win, but I guarantee when people are prepping Trump for the debates, they already know he will win, but the major concern will be that Trump will crush Biden so badly it will look like elder abuse.

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the real question: is Trump able to sufficiently pull his punches given everything he's had to put up with for 4 years now?

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

He couldn’t win a single primary state in the 2 other times that he ran. He has never been a winner. He got caught plagiarizing a bunch of times too.

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xzibit_b 2 points ago +2 / -0

Comments like this disregard Trump's agency. Trump has a track record and Trump is not a helpless little kitten. He can act.

Therefore I personally don't believe Biden would win against 2017 onwards Trump.

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Picador20 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe may be senile, but in all fairness, the flat droning bray of Hillary's voice is enough to drive a bear into hibernation.

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yet gives several hundred thousand dollar speeches. Obviously laundering her globalist banker money

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Chopblock 9 points ago +9 / -0

Today’s double feature of Sleepy and the Shrike-bike’s basement bitcha-thong made an interesting contrast to Doctor POTUS and De Santis Little Helper’s Oval Office Power-points featuring Very Stable Easel!

The dream-sniffer and his shadow-wench government puppeteer read their pre-scripted victim-stance platitudes over and over, offering nothing but identity politics, worthless wishes for a utopian should-be, and a single solution for any and every problem: throw more “free” federal money from a bottomless bucket and pat each other on the cankles for feeling important enough to misstate established facts, before a fawning supporter prodded them awake with each new scripted question.

Meanwhile Cowboy President and Florida’s Freedom Fighter handled REAL problems with working solutions, showed results that saved lives, talked about hard choices intelligently, and had an actual plan and answer for every false complaint the press could throw at them.

It was a brief, horrible glimpse into that other timeline

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is brilliant

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ADAM_SCHITT 2 points ago +2 / -0

SLEEPY JOE

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IAmNotSuicidal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sad thing is I think this was actually prerecorded.

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ADAM_SCHITT 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the very least they had a several minute delay for when they fucked up.

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taavofficial 6 points ago +6 / -0

His energy is a perfect resemblance of the liberal media coverage of his sexual assault allegations and clear evidence of him inappropriately touching and kissing little girls and women.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 5 points ago +5 / -0

HypnoHillary - "I want you to relax every muscle with the exception of those in your trigger finger"

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FullTimeRaptor 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you knew what Joe probably knows about Hillary, you'd be playing dead, too.

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CyanScales 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't wait for the Debates

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

So how long until Joe drops out and they run Hillary again?

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Stationhollow 3 points ago +3 / -0

My guess is Hillary as VP pick then Joe retiring early from dementia or something if they happen to win.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could see this happening.

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Abarth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d fall asleep too if I had to listen to her

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bombthrowinggenius 4 points ago +4 / -0

My god. Biden has become a living meme and I am disgusted with myself that it actually makes Clinton look good.

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Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh oh, I think you discovered their plan!

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Copernicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

His namesake.

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Tonightm01 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do you think they want to drag out the Plandemic. So he never has to do live appearances.

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Stationhollow 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's already said his VP will be a woman as well.

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4moreyears 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone get him some smellin' salts! Salts, Joe, not kids! Salts!

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MisterClinton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there a problem here? If you are the one face to face against Hillary, you would play dead too.

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ca18det 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm actually concerned he will bow out early at this rate. He's such a soft target I want them to pump him full of Adderall before sending him out there.

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PartTimeHick 3 points ago +3 / -0

In his defence, I'd fall asleep if I had to listen to her too.

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ishreethecello 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smart man, when dealing with Clinton best to play dead.

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mightyclaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

I forced myself to listen to the whole thing. Hillary did the majority of the talking, bringing up how chummy she and Sleepy J were during Obama's admin. I don't know if she'd be up for being his pick for VP, but this didn't put the idea to rest in my mind.

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technoraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

seeing shit like this makes me feel like the DNC somehow has an ace up there sleeves. They are just running through the paces with joe biden as puppet.

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pizzzzaaaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess he's leaning in to the whole sleepy Biden tag

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Ralphusthegreatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why does the media think she is relevant? She made her career by marrying a rapist. She has nothing positive to add to society.

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Les_Deplorables 1 point ago +1 / -0

Schlepy Joe

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

My son said He's just channeling the power of all the dead segregationists he befriended to help him win

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on, y'all. He wasn't sleeping, he was looking at his crib notes. I mean, what person alive doesn't use crib notes and written talking points to hold an off-the-cuff conversation?

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CyKn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the Hildebeast killed Creepy Joe prematurely.

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HenkZeilstra 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was wet dreaming about Economic Intercourse

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sleeping at random times is one of the final stages of dementia and alzheimers.

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Thingthing22 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's gonna fuggin pick her. HOLY SHIT.

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is not that braindead criminal Creepy Joe Biden was asleep, the big thing is that the Side of Beef was able to stay awake for so long, and without losing a shoe or having Cookie Monster eyes or coughing.

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Donaltrip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very weak low energy people.

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farangbak 1 point ago +1 / -0

He doesn't want to be President, he's just a prop until the DNC anoints their new Moloch.

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