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Pack it up boys! She doesnt like us (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Msmiscorrupt1 +75 / -0
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– MAGAmom4 13 points ago +13 / -0

“Professor”

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– Chelsea_hubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Professor chunk!!

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– sustainable_saltmine 9 points ago +9 / -0

oh no a fat black land whale doesnt like me. what she gonna do, sit on me?

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– Sage4wt 3 points ago +3 / -0

probably not. But she might whack you with that mic! She's got some arms.....

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– Mad_Hattie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looking at her thinking "What's it like to actually be able to have that much junk food?"

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– BillionsAndBillions 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is she talking about her weight problem?

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– BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's perfect!

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– hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

The subway footlong was yours?

Definitely a snack to her, namechecksout

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– Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, i was really hoping she was on my side. Id check her other side, but i only have a half tank of gas.

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– Industry4 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would I want her to like me anyway?

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– KarlMarxInDrag 3 points ago +4 / -1

EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

"FAT ANGRY LESBIAN GETS CATFOOD STUCK IN HER CUNT DAILY AND BLAMES MEN!"

PRESIDENT TRUMP RESPONDED: "SAD!!!"

L°?
c|. )

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– SellTheSun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe she should get a handle on the whole daily calorie intake thing before preaching to others about politics.

Clearly her decision making skills are severely hindered:

"Should I eat 19 hamburgers today or just 2?"

...

"19. I should each 19 hamburgers today.:

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– thelastlast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Professor of Carrot Cake?

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– OneOfMany_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her intellectual prowess is matched only by her personal charisma.

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– freefolk 3 points ago +3 / -0

PhD in Phat and Diabetes. The Crunk is an honorary title.

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– CucumberInLine 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, I didn't make you have that 6th dinner "snack"

And no, you may neither look nor touch.

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– webthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe the real problem is you're fat stupid and ugly.

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– KingKek33 1 point ago +1 / -0

She needs to say "fuck BigMacs"

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