She was a young, 28 year old, gorgeous, beautiful, sweet catholic woman, whose family stated had no health problems. She was also a marathon runner. Then, I shit you not, they find her body, dead, slumped over one morning in Joe piece-of-shit Scarborough's office, and they ruled she had "slipped and hit her head on his desk."
Miraculously, just two months later, Joe resigned from office, only 5 months into his fourth term.
Coincidence? No fu*king way. She was probably pregnant or something, he killed her or had her killed, then resigned to avoid the limelight. That is my best guess based on the info I've seen.
Wow that's a great link! Now I do remember hearing something about this but didn't pay it much attention. That journalist actually deserves the title! Does he work now?
GEOTUS fucking called him out for it! That young intern who the medical examiners ruled “slipped and fell on her head”.......... JOe killed her after she rejected Psycho Joe’s advances!!!!!!!!
She didn't reject him, she was pregnant with his child. He probably didn't want it, so he smashed her head on his desk. You don't fracture your skull like that just from a standing fall. Especially if you are young and in great shape.
Oh man I can't even keep up with their evil. I thought this was why abortion was legal? Even that's a bad excuse while so many great couples want to adopt.
Remember that story about how DOS for the first IBM PC was between Bill Gates and Gary Kildall?
If you're not familiar - Gates was approached by IBM for an OS while they were securing Basic and other languages from Microsoft (their business model at the time). Gates referred them to Gary who had CP/M OS for Microsystems locked up at the time since it wasn't their domain.
There's a lot of stories about what happened next, but Digital Research (Gary's company), blanched at the IBM NDAs and terms (which admittedly, required a huge leap of faith considering IBM's past behavior on deals to that time). The deal fell apart and Microsoft acquired a CP/M clone and ended up licensing that to IBM later. Slightly understandable because the up-front risk was less for Microsoft where Digital Research had far more assets and IP to lose.
The rest (of course) is known history - except the part where he sold to DR to Novell for 80m and eventually aquired a mansion in Austin TX, a Learjet and a boat (amongst other toys), in addition to his mansion near Pebble Beach CA, so he did ok for a decade after.
What does this have to do with improbable deaths?
(from Wikipedia with no fewer than 6 associated footnotes - and it's pretty close to the reporting at the time)
On July 8, 1994, Kildall fell at a Monterey, California, biker bar and hit his head. The exact circumstances of the injury remain unclear. He had been an alcoholic in his later years. Various sources have claimed he fell from a chair, fell down steps, or was assaulted, because he had walked into the Franklin Street Bar & Grill wearing Harley-Davidson leathers. He checked in and out of the hospital twice, and died three days later at the Community Hospital of the Monterey Peninsula. An autopsy the next day did not conclusively determine a cause of death.
Suffice it to say, head blows can be very very dicey - and can cause all manner of knock-on havoc with pre-existing conditions, or just plain bad-luck. Joe's scenario is sketch as fuck to be sure.
"You Nazis call me or something?" says Stelter, visibly agitated and waving his chubby fingers flicking crumbs around the room. "I got this job on my merits and I'm very handsome, my mom says so. I won't put up with this!"
Reading that story, oh my f*ckng God. He murdered her (or had her murdered). They (possibly) had an affair and then she "slipped and fell and hit her head on his desk" in his office and died. She was like 28. Unf**ing believable. She seemed like a sweet and beautiful woman too. Can't believe Trump is laying down this tweet!!
I’m sure the girl was nice and all, but don’t forget she knowingly had an affair with a married man. It’s not like she met him in a bar and “ he didn’t tell me he was married”. She worked with him. Of course she didn’t deserve to be murdered though.
Power does funny things to people. It could not have been physical attraction in my mind because that guy literally looks like a fucking Muppet. Beaker comes to mind.
He already told that story. I think that was when Mika showed up at mar a lago trying to get into a party while bleeding badly from a facelift. He said no!
It's the #1 reason they can't understand that he has no skeletons in his closet; They all have their own and think it's the only way to get ahead in the world, so they can't imagine someone succeeding without piling them up.
He's crafty, too, in getting their confidence. He knows their secrets without them knowing anything worthy of extortion of his. His tax returns is the only thing they have left that they think may hold something embarrassing. If it did though, deep state actors would already have leaked it.
As for knowing their secrets: Remember when Oprah was hinting on running against him, and he said something like -- she won't run. I know stuff about her.
Oh no dude, dont you know the IRS is full of small government conservative activists all tens of thousands of them covering for Trump's super crooked tax returns, which they audited every year.
The legit reason for not wanting to release his taxes is probably because with shear size of his portfolio and nuances of tax law it is almost impossible that there aren't some misdemeanors involved. The IRS generally ignores low level errors and claims understanding that other things that weren't taken or use probably balance in out well enough.
The media would find out that an accountant claimed some dumb $500 exemption and blast "TRUMP BREAKS US TAX LAW CLAIMS EXEMPTION MEANT TO HELP 3 LEGGED PUPPIES FIND HOMES!"
I have thought this myself People have told me that what they are scared of is the fact that nobody finds anything on Trump. Well hell, you won't find anything on me either. Does that scare you? No becuase I've played by the rules and why can't Trump have done the same. A lot of people simply don't believe that if you are good and work hard you will get ahead. They all think the opposite which means that most people are shitty themselves. Either that or they aren't bothering to try and get ahead.
I used work in a funeral home. Seen it all. That kind of instant blunt force death to the skull doesn't happen during a fall of a young woman. That's some hammer and baseball bat shit right there.
Probably the same detectives who investigated Seth Rich.
Great link upthread gives the history of the jerk who did the autopsy. Pretty sure there's no statute of limitations on murder. Even though Scarborough didn;t do it himself the person hiring is more guilty than the hitman.
Why would Joe Scarborough hire a hitman to kill his pregnant girlfriend in his own office? This seems more like a spur of the moment crime of passion. He probably
demanded she get an abortion, she probably told him no, things escalated, she threatened to go to the press or his wife, he felt trapped, and grabbed a paperweight or something off his desk and bashed her skull in with it. It’s also possible they struggled and he flung her into his desk head first.
Not saying you're wrong but I had an uncle who died by hitting his head on a doorknob. Of course he was also drunk at the time and fell down a flight of stairs first.
What are you talking about? Arizona is extending the lockdown until at least May 15th. Nevada is closing through May. California will announce tomorrow the Governor is going to close all beaches and state parks starting May 1st.
OC city council told Gavin to get fucked he's going to sue. Fuck Gavin Newsome, DOJ should haul his ass off to Prison before some citizens take him out.
Nooo, I was told armed resistance is impossible because the 75% conservative military would easily wipe us out and not... support the political ideology they most align with.
I think the American People could easily defeat the U.S. Military. Look at how well a bunch of illiterate goat fuckers did in Afghanistan. Now times that by about a thousand, and add in the reluctance the military would have in bombing targets in the homeland. The American People would run circles around the U.S. military, and without uniforms, we could do the Viet Cong thing and blend back into the general population as and when we need to. And the military would be totally discouraged having to fire on U.S. citizens, so for many if not most of them their heart wouldn’t even be in it. Try winning a war when your own army is intentionally missing shots.
Don't worry, 'pede. We got your back in Texas. We're opening up and turning everything back on, and will suck business from your states and pressure your governors with our obvious success until they can't take it and need to cave.
keithykman, don't feel so bad. WI was already locked down til May 26.
Saturday we had a guillotine at the State Capitol. 5,000 of us just at the main event, PLUS people driving around the Capitol to rival MI's event, PLUS thousands more walking the sidewalks around the capitol. Maybe over 10,000, maybe more like 8,000. Not organized as an open carry event, lost count of how many scary black rifles I saw.
It was reported as "1,500, with some who disagreed." Yeah I spoke at length with both people there who were disagreeing. And the helicopters over head got a great bird's eye view of us at our peak. That never made it into any new story. They don't want you to see!
I think back to when those news reporters were duped into saying that on national television and I just hope there was a disgruntled employee working there who knew China owns our media and just wanted to piss them the fuck off.
That’s going to have all the pundits pitching a fit for weeks!
What’s he got going on at the moment? He’s shown it before that he’s a master of keeping everyone’s attention fixated on his tweets while something is going down in the background.
Trump knows he's got them over a barrel or he wouldn't be tweeting messages like this one. This stuff is guaranteed to make heads explode everywhere on the Left, which is clearly the desired effect.
"Whatever Happened To Your Girlfriend?" yeeeee godz I can't believe how incredible this is! He does not back down from calling them out on one single thing!
Psycho Joe "whatever happened to your girlfriend?" Scarborough is probably the best nickname I've ever heard. Matter of fact I saw the tweet 10 seconds ago, came here to discuss how funny it was and it was already stickied!
I love the idea of Lemon reading that late at night and losing sleep over it. Whether through excitement at being mentioned or actually mulling over the possibility that he's actually a dunning-kruger poster child.
Also would love to be a fly on the wall when Murderin Joe first read this, did he start yelling, cursing, crying? Probably prayed to Moloch.
Oh my God lol
Lmao
Same brother. Now she's snickering, our kids need sleep!
"He can't keep getting away with it!" Kek.
I’m dying and my wife is like wtf
I usually don't upvote later comments but this trail makes my day!
Great Men don't sleep !
THIS IS FUCKING LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!
Put him on another helicopter so he can be... braver
For free 😏
KOBE!!!!!!
STAY TUNED!
Oh trust me, WE ARE!
Stay tuned....hmmmmm.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCARBOROUGH? OHHHHHH SHHHHIIIITTTTTTT
She was a young, 28 year old, gorgeous, beautiful, sweet catholic woman, whose family stated had no health problems. She was also a marathon runner. Then, I shit you not, they find her body, dead, slumped over one morning in Joe piece-of-shit Scarborough's office, and they ruled she had "slipped and hit her head on his desk."
Miraculously, just two months later, Joe resigned from office, only 5 months into his fourth term.
Coincidence? No fu*king way. She was probably pregnant or something, he killed her or had her killed, then resigned to avoid the limelight. That is my best guess based on the info I've seen.
Sounds like a case for Clue....
Joe Scarborough in the Office with the Candlestick
Shortly before 9-11 if memory serves, so it never attracted much notice nationally?
She
was killeddied July 19th 2001. The autopsy was released in September if I recall correctly.Source?
And his new wife Mika is really just his handler
Very suspicious
Wow that's a great link! Now I do remember hearing something about this but didn't pay it much attention. That journalist actually deserves the title! Does he work now?
Not sure. I just remember reading it a while back and looked for it to link to. It was a good piece.
Not according to her family.
Remember: when they deflect truth with focus group tested buzz words to define self thinkers like “conspiracy theorist” it’s their bullshit
GEOTUS fucking called him out for it! That young intern who the medical examiners ruled “slipped and fell on her head”.......... JOe killed her after she rejected Psycho Joe’s advances!!!!!!!!
I think that poor girl was pregnant with Scarboroughs love child.
She didn't reject him, she was pregnant with his child. He probably didn't want it, so he smashed her head on his desk. You don't fracture your skull like that just from a standing fall. Especially if you are young and in great shape.
Oh man I can't even keep up with their evil. I thought this was why abortion was legal? Even that's a bad excuse while so many great couples want to adopt.
She didn't want an abortion so he killed them both!
Weird death is 'possible' however unlikely.
Remember that story about how DOS for the first IBM PC was between Bill Gates and Gary Kildall?
If you're not familiar - Gates was approached by IBM for an OS while they were securing Basic and other languages from Microsoft (their business model at the time). Gates referred them to Gary who had CP/M OS for Microsystems locked up at the time since it wasn't their domain.
There's a lot of stories about what happened next, but Digital Research (Gary's company), blanched at the IBM NDAs and terms (which admittedly, required a huge leap of faith considering IBM's past behavior on deals to that time). The deal fell apart and Microsoft acquired a CP/M clone and ended up licensing that to IBM later. Slightly understandable because the up-front risk was less for Microsoft where Digital Research had far more assets and IP to lose.
The rest (of course) is known history - except the part where he sold to DR to Novell for 80m and eventually aquired a mansion in Austin TX, a Learjet and a boat (amongst other toys), in addition to his mansion near Pebble Beach CA, so he did ok for a decade after.
What does this have to do with improbable deaths?
(from Wikipedia with no fewer than 6 associated footnotes - and it's pretty close to the reporting at the time)
Suffice it to say, head blows can be very very dicey - and can cause all manner of knock-on havoc with pre-existing conditions, or just plain bad-luck. Joe's scenario is sketch as fuck to be sure.
Yeah, and she was not an alcoholic old man at a bar. She was a fit young woman in an office.
52 isn't young - but I wouldn't call it terribly old either. Not if they're riding a half-ton bike.
Yeah, I didn't see an age in your post, just assumed by the use of the term "in his later years".
Yup he went there. He's still teaching us how to win. He wants to give US hope.
And he's doing a fine job of it :)
MURDERRRRRR
She’s dead, Jim
PSYCHO JOE IS A MUDERER
Don Lemon "the dumbest man on television"
Fucking lmao.
Dumbest man on television? Brian Stelter has entered the chat
"You Nazis call me or something?" says Stelter, visibly agitated and waving his chubby fingers flicking crumbs around the room. "I got this job on my merits and I'm very handsome, my mom says so. I won't put up with this!"
Brian "the Soy Incarnate" Stelter
Or geography!
hoots and hollers
Is he quoting himself? 🤣🤣🤣
Reining champ, even Williams couldn't take the title off him
Video: Don Lemon thinks “disrespectful” is not a word
Its like he comes on here and goes "you think THAT's spicy? Watch this!"
You still have much to learn, class.
Watch carefully.
wins
It's not just the winning, it's the consistency. The man is blessed.
Yeah, Joe. What happened to your girlfriend?
Reading that story, oh my f*ckng God. He murdered her (or had her murdered). They (possibly) had an affair and then she "slipped and fell and hit her head on his desk" in his office and died. She was like 28. Unf**ing believable. She seemed like a sweet and beautiful woman too. Can't believe Trump is laying down this tweet!!
It’s all out war now fuck it!!!!!! Always wondered how Psycho Joe got away with murder!!!!!! He’s in bed w the Dems and Killary
They made a deal. He is owned for life
Deals with the devil never end well
I’m sure the girl was nice and all, but don’t forget she knowingly had an affair with a married man. It’s not like she met him in a bar and “ he didn’t tell me he was married”. She worked with him. Of course she didn’t deserve to be murdered though.
We don't know she had an affair. That was speculation on my part. It's possible she was going to go public about something, anything. Who knows.
https://steemit.com/politics/@an0nkn0wledge/the-curious-case-of-the-death-of-joe-scarborough-s-intern-lori-klausutis
Edit: And for clarification, even if she did, this was long before #MeToo. All too often these women feel pressured into things or feel trapped, etc.
I thought the affair was all but confirmed?
Source? I haven't seen it. He says they barely knew each other.
No source, you’re right I don’t know, I just thought I heard it before I guess. Idk trump did call her his girlfriend though.
Power does funny things to people. It could not have been physical attraction in my mind because that guy literally looks like a fucking Muppet. Beaker comes to mind.
Wasnt she pregnant? Is this the story he will tell at a later time?
He already told that story. I think that was when Mika showed up at mar a lago trying to get into a party while bleeding badly from a facelift. He said no!
No, ya can’t come in. Not a party for bleeders. Lift off.
If it hadn't been for Pyscho Joe, She'd been a mother a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Why did you do it, Pyscho Joe?
Isn't Trump referencing Joe's Intern? She's the one they found dead in his office.
Yes. Great links upthread, worth the read
Yeah, to everybody who asked. It's my guess that she's exactly the girl President Trump is referring to.
This is a magnificent tweet.
Put it in the library of congress!
They all are
It’s like the coveted Triple Kill
Hahahaha how GEOTUS manages to troll SO many losers in one tweet, I don’t know.
Someone at GEOTUS HQ is definitely daring him "Hey Mr President I bet you can't trash 3 of em in a single tweet!"
GEOTUS: C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D
Hold my diet coke!
and my axe!
Sir! Sir! You can’t trouble yourself writing tweets about all these idiots.
It’s no trouble.
I remember when Fallon tried to make Brian Williams cool with a nickname like BriWi (like wifi). I wonder what BriLie did recently.
Fallon needs to stop trying to make fetch work
Gloves are off. See ya psycho Joe.
Oooh Lori Klausutis. DJT has thrown the gauntlet.
This is why they're all scared of him. He can say these things and they can't do anything about it. They have nothing on him.
EDIT: Make her name trend. #LoriKlausutis
It's the #1 reason they can't understand that he has no skeletons in his closet; They all have their own and think it's the only way to get ahead in the world, so they can't imagine someone succeeding without piling them up.
He's crafty, too, in getting their confidence. He knows their secrets without them knowing anything worthy of extortion of his. His tax returns is the only thing they have left that they think may hold something embarrassing. If it did though, deep state actors would already have leaked it.
As for knowing their secrets: Remember when Oprah was hinting on running against him, and he said something like -- she won't run. I know stuff about her.
Oh no dude, dont you know the IRS is full of small government conservative activists all tens of thousands of them covering for Trump's super crooked tax returns, which they audited every year.
The legit reason for not wanting to release his taxes is probably because with shear size of his portfolio and nuances of tax law it is almost impossible that there aren't some misdemeanors involved. The IRS generally ignores low level errors and claims understanding that other things that weren't taken or use probably balance in out well enough.
The media would find out that an accountant claimed some dumb $500 exemption and blast "TRUMP BREAKS US TAX LAW CLAIMS EXEMPTION MEANT TO HELP 3 LEGGED PUPPIES FIND HOMES!"
I have thought this myself People have told me that what they are scared of is the fact that nobody finds anything on Trump. Well hell, you won't find anything on me either. Does that scare you? No becuase I've played by the rules and why can't Trump have done the same. A lot of people simply don't believe that if you are good and work hard you will get ahead. They all think the opposite which means that most people are shitty themselves. Either that or they aren't bothering to try and get ahead.
lmao this guy is the best
Is the girlfriend Joe's dead intern?
Yep
Broken neck right?
Slipped and hit her head on the desk somehow hard enough to bash her skull in and kill her.
I used work in a funeral home. Seen it all. That kind of instant blunt force death to the skull doesn't happen during a fall of a young woman. That's some hammer and baseball bat shit right there.
Probably the same detectives who investigated Seth Rich.
Seth Rich was ruled wuhan virus last week. Where you been? 😅
You won the interwebzs today. A mouth full of perfectly good Covfefe just cleaned out my nose. Keyboard is fucked. Cheers Fam.
Great link upthread gives the history of the jerk who did the autopsy. Pretty sure there's no statute of limitations on murder. Even though Scarborough didn;t do it himself the person hiring is more guilty than the hitman.
Why would Joe Scarborough hire a hitman to kill his pregnant girlfriend in his own office? This seems more like a spur of the moment crime of passion. He probably demanded she get an abortion, she probably told him no, things escalated, she threatened to go to the press or his wife, he felt trapped, and grabbed a paperweight or something off his desk and bashed her skull in with it. It’s also possible they struggled and he flung her into his desk head first.
Sheeeeet
But it was only 99¢
Not saying you're wrong but I had an uncle who died by hitting his head on a doorknob. Of course he was also drunk at the time and fell down a flight of stairs first.
Was he a day away from testifying against Hillary Clinton? /s
He killed her after she didn’t wanna fuck
Or after she told him she was pregnant
More like he killed her after she refused to abort his baby and keep her mouth shut.
It was those God damn black shoes!!!
https://youtu.be/OG97o_5CCbw
Hopefully Trump shining light on this will shut him up for a while, he's been particularly rabid on Morning Blow.
I thought it was trauma to skull
Yes, I think so
Aaand into the presidential archives it goes!
wow, worth noting
What are you talking about? Arizona is extending the lockdown until at least May 15th. Nevada is closing through May. California will announce tomorrow the Governor is going to close all beaches and state parks starting May 1st.
We are FUCKED.
OC city council told Gavin to get fucked he's going to sue. Fuck Gavin Newsome, DOJ should haul his ass off to Prison before some citizens take him out.
20,000 at every State Capitol, all at the same time! And I don't mean "peaceful protest," either.
Nooo, I was told armed resistance is impossible because the 75% conservative military would easily wipe us out and not... support the political ideology they most align with.
I think the American People could easily defeat the U.S. Military. Look at how well a bunch of illiterate goat fuckers did in Afghanistan. Now times that by about a thousand, and add in the reluctance the military would have in bombing targets in the homeland. The American People would run circles around the U.S. military, and without uniforms, we could do the Viet Cong thing and blend back into the general population as and when we need to. And the military would be totally discouraged having to fire on U.S. citizens, so for many if not most of them their heart wouldn’t even be in it. Try winning a war when your own army is intentionally missing shots.
Democrats love that guy. He will most likely run for a POTUS in 2024 or 2028.
You gonna roll over and just take it?
If Trump were in your shoes, what would he do?
Go outside -- open shop, make them arrest you and then sue them for violating your rights... Use the money to buy Iceland, and Greenland
Man, I almost forgot about that. Buying Greenland! Trump really is the greatest president ever
What about Alberta? They want to join, and we don't have to buy that.
Member "WWJD" (what would jesus do) from the 90's.
WWTD (what would Trump do)for the 2020's.
Don't worry, 'pede. We got your back in Texas. We're opening up and turning everything back on, and will suck business from your states and pressure your governors with our obvious success until they can't take it and need to cave.
keithykman, don't feel so bad. WI was already locked down til May 26.
Saturday we had a guillotine at the State Capitol. 5,000 of us just at the main event, PLUS people driving around the Capitol to rival MI's event, PLUS thousands more walking the sidewalks around the capitol. Maybe over 10,000, maybe more like 8,000. Not organized as an open carry event, lost count of how many scary black rifles I saw.
It was reported as "1,500, with some who disagreed." Yeah I spoke at length with both people there who were disagreeing. And the helicopters over head got a great bird's eye view of us at our peak. That never made it into any new story. They don't want you to see!
Girlfriend? What about the intern that was found dead in his office?
I think that's what he's referencing.
I think he is referring to the same
HER GHOST STANDS BEHIND HIM WHEN HE GOES ON AIR
More powerful than all the shit thrown at him for a month.
He's getting STRONGER
Damn, he just called out Joe on why his pregnant girlfriend died in his office.
Hmmmmmm Trump is going all out. I wonder why he mentioned Brian, Don Lemon and Scarborough's gf?
Because fuck em, that's why!
I mean yea but I wonder if something's coming about them soon that Trump mentioned them?
Might be something about General Flynn. He probably has them on a big lie and is luring them out with these tweets.
HO LEE FUK
SUM TING WONG
WI TU LOW
Bang Ding Ow
I think back to when those news reporters were duped into saying that on national television and I just hope there was a disgruntled employee working there who knew China owns our media and just wanted to piss them the fuck off.
Late night spice is the best.
A few lols before bed to wake up happy and on the right foot. GEOTUS gets it.
Gotta break out the Prilosec.
Late night thoughts brought to you by Geotus. I like to believe he’s in bed and just felt like shitting on these clowns.
Boom Boom Bing !
The fucking savage lol. I love our president!
Savage AF
That's my president!!
The reeeees will be off the chart with this one
That’s going to have all the pundits pitching a fit for weeks!
What’s he got going on at the moment? He’s shown it before that he’s a master of keeping everyone’s attention fixated on his tweets while something is going down in the background.
He does seem to use his ‘mean tweets’ as a squeaky ball to distract the dipshit media dogs.
Okay, what happened now lol
This goes back to 2001. If I'm not mistaken murder has no statute of limitations
Absolutely unpresidential! 🤣😂
It is Presidential by definition. 😁
yes. And this is exactly why I voted for him
Trump knows he's got them over a barrel or he wouldn't be tweeting messages like this one. This stuff is guaranteed to make heads explode everywhere on the Left, which is clearly the desired effect.
"Whatever Happened To Your Girlfriend?" yeeeee godz I can't believe how incredible this is! He does not back down from calling them out on one single thing!
Exploding heads, the sequel to Talking Heads
Burnin' Down The House
AND THE SENATE!
Ho Lee Fuk
This man never sleeps....
Daayyyuuummm!! A very Presidential Late Night Tweet, if I do say so.
Just registered an 8.6 on the REEEEEEEEkter scale.
He just brought up the girl Joe murdered. Holy shit!
I like brutal Trump. Take them gloves off and knock their fucking teeth out with your bare hands, Mr. President.
MOAB DELIVERED
Lordy!
Psycho Joe "whatever happened to your girlfriend?" Scarborough is probably the best nickname I've ever heard. Matter of fact I saw the tweet 10 seconds ago, came here to discuss how funny it was and it was already stickied!
We need megathreads for when he goes on a twitter roll!
On fire tonight.
Remember that feeling in 2017, when we were all pissing ourselves over how awesome it was that our president was putting boots to asses like this?
I still feel those feelings :D
How do you kill that which has no life?
You shoot it twice in the head, stake the heart, remove the head and burn it. Then remove its Verified status on Twitter.
Enjoy a well deserved diet coke Mr. President. . Keep on Fighting for America .Thank You
Each day, President Trump gets a few paragraphs to counter hours of smokescreen coverage, and he still keeps winning.
Less and less people are caring what they say each day. We just gotta keep laughing at those who still do.
We will never have a public official this hilarios again!
I almost wet my pants!
God damn! I feel burned and I’m just a a passing by reader.
The dreaded passing-by-reader-burn
Ive been using low iq as in insult for a while now. Learned it from potus 💚
Please GEOTUS... tweet something about “Worst Journalist of the Year” Don Lemon Worst Journalist of the Year and his stink-finger attack !!
That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that! Lol
Champions here ...
PSA: All sex workers! Do not go near MSNBC studios tomorrow! Do not leave your neck unguarded! Wear your whistle at all times!
I love the idea of Lemon reading that late at night and losing sleep over it. Whether through excitement at being mentioned or actually mulling over the possibility that he's actually a dunning-kruger poster child.
Also would love to be a fly on the wall when Murderin Joe first read this, did he start yelling, cursing, crying? Probably prayed to Moloch.
His blood ran cold, he began shivering wondering if his hell wasn't just going to be in the next life.