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Cesare_Borgia 419 points ago +419 / -0

Oh my God lol

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thuggishruggishtrump 160 points ago +161 / -1

wouldn’t know the truth if it was nailed to his wooden forehead

Lmao

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john_smokin 49 points ago +49 / -0

Same brother. Now she's snickering, our kids need sleep!

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Tomboy_Patriot 26 points ago +26 / -0

I’m dying and my wife is like wtf

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Crookedlamp 33 points ago +34 / -1

I usually don't upvote later comments but this trail makes my day!

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TheSkip61 80 points ago +80 / -0

Great Men don't sleep !

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Flipbarryfromreddit 82 points ago +82 / -0

THIS IS FUCKING LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!

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Chopblock 35 points ago +35 / -0

Put him on another helicopter so he can be... braver

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 25 points ago +26 / -1

For free 😏

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thisaintitchief76 2 points ago +2 / -0

KOBE!!!!!!

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 29 points ago +29 / -0

STAY TUNED!

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DanIsSwell 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh trust me, WE ARE!

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Mrsattorney 26 points ago +26 / -0

Stay tuned....hmmmmm.

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ChelseaHubbell 183 points ago +183 / -0

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCARBOROUGH? OHHHHHH SHHHHIIIITTTTTTT

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oxygen 130 points ago +130 / -0

She was a young, 28 year old, gorgeous, beautiful, sweet catholic woman, whose family stated had no health problems. She was also a marathon runner. Then, I shit you not, they find her body, dead, slumped over one morning in Joe piece-of-shit Scarborough's office, and they ruled she had "slipped and hit her head on his desk."

Miraculously, just two months later, Joe resigned from office, only 5 months into his fourth term.

Coincidence? No fu*king way. She was probably pregnant or something, he killed her or had her killed, then resigned to avoid the limelight. That is my best guess based on the info I've seen.

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Diotima 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sounds like a case for Clue....

Joe Scarborough in the Office with the Candlestick

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salvecitizen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shortly before 9-11 if memory serves, so it never attracted much notice nationally?

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oxygen 11 points ago +11 / -0

She was killed died July 19th 2001. The autopsy was released in September if I recall correctly.

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oxygen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Source?

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Knight_Swolaire 7 points ago +7 / -0

And his new wife Mika is really just his handler

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Flipbarryfromreddit 75 points ago +75 / -0

GEOTUS fucking called him out for it! That young intern who the medical examiners ruled “slipped and fell on her head”.......... JOe killed her after she rejected Psycho Joe’s advances!!!!!!!!

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ChelseaHubbell 48 points ago +48 / -0

I think that poor girl was pregnant with Scarboroughs love child.

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ChuckedBeef 39 points ago +39 / -0

She didn't reject him, she was pregnant with his child. He probably didn't want it, so he smashed her head on his desk. You don't fracture your skull like that just from a standing fall. Especially if you are young and in great shape.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 21 points ago +21 / -0

Oh man I can't even keep up with their evil. I thought this was why abortion was legal? Even that's a bad excuse while so many great couples want to adopt.

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AtariArtist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Weird death is 'possible' however unlikely.

Remember that story about how DOS for the first IBM PC was between Bill Gates and Gary Kildall?

If you're not familiar - Gates was approached by IBM for an OS while they were securing Basic and other languages from Microsoft (their business model at the time). Gates referred them to Gary who had CP/M OS for Microsystems locked up at the time since it wasn't their domain.

There's a lot of stories about what happened next, but Digital Research (Gary's company), blanched at the IBM NDAs and terms (which admittedly, required a huge leap of faith considering IBM's past behavior on deals to that time). The deal fell apart and Microsoft acquired a CP/M clone and ended up licensing that to IBM later. Slightly understandable because the up-front risk was less for Microsoft where Digital Research had far more assets and IP to lose.

The rest (of course) is known history - except the part where he sold to DR to Novell for 80m and eventually aquired a mansion in Austin TX, a Learjet and a boat (amongst other toys), in addition to his mansion near Pebble Beach CA, so he did ok for a decade after.

What does this have to do with improbable deaths?

(from Wikipedia with no fewer than 6 associated footnotes - and it's pretty close to the reporting at the time)

On July 8, 1994, Kildall fell at a Monterey, California, biker bar and hit his head. The exact circumstances of the injury remain unclear. He had been an alcoholic in his later years. Various sources have claimed he fell from a chair, fell down steps, or was assaulted, because he had walked into the Franklin Street Bar & Grill wearing Harley-Davidson leathers. He checked in and out of the hospital twice, and died three days later at the Community Hospital of the Monterey Peninsula. An autopsy the next day did not conclusively determine a cause of death.

Suffice it to say, head blows can be very very dicey - and can cause all manner of knock-on havoc with pre-existing conditions, or just plain bad-luck. Joe's scenario is sketch as fuck to be sure.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yup he went there. He's still teaching us how to win. He wants to give US hope.

And he's doing a fine job of it :)

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Reltius 41 points ago +41 / -0

MURDERRRRRR

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Chopblock 25 points ago +25 / -0

She’s dead, Jim

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OwningTheLibs 25 points ago +25 / -0

PSYCHO JOE IS A MUDERER

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thuggishruggishtrump 70 points ago +71 / -1

Don Lemon "the dumbest man on television"

Fucking lmao.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 30 points ago +31 / -1

Dumbest man on television? Brian Stelter has entered the chat

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HungNavySeal300Kills 20 points ago +20 / -0

"You Nazis call me or something?" says Stelter, visibly agitated and waving his chubby fingers flicking crumbs around the room. "I got this job on my merits and I'm very handsome, my mom says so. I won't put up with this!"

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PurestEvil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brian "the Soy Incarnate" Stelter

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Chopblock 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or geography!

hoots and hollers

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panthicc 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is he quoting himself? 🤣🤣🤣

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ChuckedBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reining champ, even Williams couldn't take the title off him

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4moreyears 44 points ago +44 / -0

Its like he comes on here and goes "you think THAT's spicy? Watch this!"

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Chopblock 16 points ago +16 / -0

You still have much to learn, class.

Watch carefully.

wins

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Peashout 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's not just the winning, it's the consistency. The man is blessed.

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