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New JOE2020 Logo (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Registered ago by Registered +2026 / -0
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crazyfingers 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Come on, man, I heard you liked me" is the new "Hope and Change"

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MisterClinton 24 points ago +24 / -0

Grope and chain

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I were this clever.

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GAGASays 5 points ago +5 / -0

His self entitlement and lack of self awareness is completely on brand.

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Slick_Willy 24 points ago +24 / -0

Who will Joe finger for his VP?

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thisisatestof2 10 points ago +10 / -0

His decision will shock The chosen female candidate.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

She may even be stunned.

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Carry_Your_Name 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reporter: "Who are you gonna pick for Vice President?" Sleepy Joe: "I'm the Vice President!"

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IllKissYourBoobies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yuck.

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ConsrvspkgNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dunno but it will certainly be after a deep and penetrating interview process

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago +4 / -0

A Man of Action, Not Words

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Richliv 9 points ago +9 / -0

Two in the pink. And one in th...uh....come on man.... you know ....the Thing..........

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IcculusBased9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wew lad

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and one in the corn pop.

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Sirwanks 7 points ago +7 / -0

An old Joe for a new tomorrow

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A1waysLurk1ing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Diddly diddly.

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like the fact that the gag isn't given away in the thumbnail.

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TurdFerguson 4 points ago +4 / -0

God damn that would be a great bumper sticker.

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Registered [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gonna redo this thing...I have a better idea.

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

Noice!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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IcculusBased9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Savage and dank and completely awesome

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stink Finger Joe

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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SNRNXS 2 points ago +2 / -0

coochie coochie coo

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that doesn't grab voters by the pussy, nothing will.

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st3aly0urfac3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy Ghost Pepper Batman

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I heard you like me"

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IcculusBased9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Registered made this beauty would be my wager

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CommonSense 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe 2020—You're Nothing To Me

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

All I can see in my head is Jim Carry on Liar, Liar....

"Oh no! It's....THE CLAW!!!!"

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mugwump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fish Hooking Joe!

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TampaMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

There should be one where joes hands are sideways giving the shocker kek

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is my new favorite place. I need to get really good at Photoshop. I want to out Joe's head on Captain Oveur from Airplane with the caption, hey Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked? I can't get it to look right... veteran warriors feel free to steal.

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GuruNemesis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not just turn the E into "The Shocker"

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this the "smell my finger" joe?

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DarthJoshiahis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two fingers for safety

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StaffRex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grabbin' 'em by the Pussy before it was cool, Joe is the man!

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bellcurvestrikesback 1 point ago +2 / -1

U need to make one using the three red tines as his fingers

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CJBarnacle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump - "They let you do it."

Biden - "Just do it!"

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

tickle that G spot

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sit and spin, little one

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Who's your uncle?"

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

Come Hither and Wither baby