Firing squads may be more cost efficient, but the splatter of human viscera is a known vector for Kuru Flu (also known as Clinton Pox.)
Please remember to exercise responsible self-isolation when executing traitors. Maintain at least six feet of social distancing from traitors before firing, and handlers must report any and all backsplatter that gets on exposed skin or inside orifices.
How dare you guys say we should hang people for treason!! Outrageous! I'm telling on you!!! I'm telling Twitter!!
Because seriously, firing squad is far more efficient.
Firing squads may be more cost efficient, but the splatter of human viscera is a known vector for Kuru Flu (also known as Clinton Pox.)
Please remember to exercise responsible self-isolation when executing traitors. Maintain at least six feet of social distancing from traitors before firing, and handlers must report any and all backsplatter that gets on exposed skin or inside orifices.
I'm kinda fond of the Ramsay Snow method of execution my self.