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posted ago by Doochebag ago by Doochebag +2699 / -0
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Burchoid 46 points ago +48 / -2

No one follows their damn grocery store arrows. If I need to go down an isle I go down an isle. Seems everyone else does the same.

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Mexicola1976 35 points ago +38 / -3

It's nice being taller and bigger than 98% of the population. If I go down an aisle or get too close, no one says a fucking peep. I also like to have fairly loud conversations with how fuckimg stupid this whole thing is- wear a mask, but don't buy one that may be effective (N-95). Are you fucking kidding me?

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 17 points ago +20 / -3

I'm quite small, but I wear my Trump USA hat. It works the same way. Kinda like that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, except I don't have the balls to wear my MAGA hat in public.

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

You sound like a guy I used to work with.

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Scroon 6 points ago +7 / -1

It'd be cool to be huge, but us small people make for good examples to the others that you don't have to be physically exceptional to stand up for yourself.

If that tiny tot can do it, then so can I!

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grenades_and_ham 7 points ago +7 / -0

Most people avoid me anyway, business as usual.

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Bernier4Canada 5 points ago +5 / -0

greetings, fellow ugly person

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

don't buy one that may be effective (N-95).

I was just in my local store, the employees have KN95 masks. KN are from chyna.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 19 points ago +19 / -0

you are lucky..i got berated for not being 6 ft behind a lady the other day. people are going nuts over this stuff.

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Dialectic 11 points ago +12 / -1

I'd love to get berated. I'm just waiting to bite someone's head off publicly. Mmm. Salt.

I usually stand right next to people in line too.

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slrpnls 12 points ago +13 / -1

Yeah, I haven't seen a single person who follows these, except maybe Karen. The worst are the stores who have separate entrances and exits.

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dakin116 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only people following the "rules" and wearing a mask in my area are the overweight Karen's.

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slrpnls 7 points ago +7 / -0

The person I've heard complain the loudest about people not following the "rules" is a 70 year old chainsmoking woman. Yeah, you've got bigger problems than me not wearing a mask.

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BillionsAndBillions 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the smokers who wear masks, then pull them down, grab a cigarette with their unwashed hand, and shove the thing right into their mouth.

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Tonightm01 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grocery store workers and owners are not the police (yet anyway). They quickly realized that they don't wont to be punched in the head by some old lady trying to get her weekly supply of toilet roll.