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posted ago by Doochebag ago by Doochebag +2699 / -0
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Mexicola1976 35 points ago +38 / -3

It's nice being taller and bigger than 98% of the population. If I go down an aisle or get too close, no one says a fucking peep. I also like to have fairly loud conversations with how fuckimg stupid this whole thing is- wear a mask, but don't buy one that may be effective (N-95). Are you fucking kidding me?

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 17 points ago +20 / -3

I'm quite small, but I wear my Trump USA hat. It works the same way. Kinda like that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, except I don't have the balls to wear my MAGA hat in public.

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

You sound like a guy I used to work with.

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Scroon 6 points ago +7 / -1

It'd be cool to be huge, but us small people make for good examples to the others that you don't have to be physically exceptional to stand up for yourself.

If that tiny tot can do it, then so can I!

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grenades_and_ham 7 points ago +7 / -0

Most people avoid me anyway, business as usual.

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Bernier4Canada 5 points ago +5 / -0

greetings, fellow ugly person

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

don't buy one that may be effective (N-95).

I was just in my local store, the employees have KN95 masks. KN are from chyna.