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jigglyp33n 175 points ago +183 / -8

I walked into home depot only to be told the door I normally go in is no longer an entrance. After asking why about 10 times, the four or five employees (who were all standing within 2 feet of each other) finally explained they were told to count people coming in and out of the store. I told them they were retarded and I'm going to Lowe's next time. I walked to the other door and all the way around like a dumb bootlicking faggot. After checking out the rental I needed, I went through the side door as instructed and they never counted me leave. Legend has it I am still in that home depot to this very day.