BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: image leaks from Jim Comey’s house
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Kek. Technically the semen is the fertilizer so he's just taking fertilizer up his ass with nothing to fertilize but his shame for being a dirty cop.
good one.
had to drop that with the seat up. Impressive.
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Ugh we don’t want to hand out THOSE bricks. Brickbot got no chill.
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Second deposit on its way. Fire in the hole.
Quad Bricks pede!
QUAD DAMAGE!
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My love for this bot knows no bounds.
Then why aren't you contributing ludicrous bricks!
Plaid Bricks?
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LUDICROUS SPEED?!**
THAT'S LUDICROUS!
SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 23 BRICKS!!!
why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!
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Square pegs, round holes, Jim Comey is your guy!
The pegging will continue until all the bricks are free.
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That's a hard flush...
Yeah, he's gonna need a Ferguson toilet if he keeps that up. (Al Bundy's fav)
I don’t think a poop knife will cut it, pun intended. Gonna need one of these: https://knifeup.com/the-largest-knife-in-the-world/
Impressive girth.
Eh, it's a moderate size for him. Michael O has helped stretch him out.
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LOL 😂😂
Will anything actual happen to him though?
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Trump is an artist of War.
He’s given Comey and co enough rope to hang themselves these last three years.
It’s about to get fun.
Comey in particular? Not sure, these fucks in general? Certainly.
That's the question and we probably all the answer, not a damn thing.
Brennan is probably double-fisting PF Chang's Mongolian Beef right now.
Literally a shit post
Comey needs to die in jail. And I bet Brennan instigated it all.
Gives new meaning to a brick shit house, err wall.
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Good bot, 😊
Where's your Girlfriend Carey ?
HA HA READ THAT AS JIM CAREY !
fake
brenan would be there for the hot carl
PISSIN RAZORBLADES
He been holdin on to that load since 2016.
Maybe we need to have one of these delivered to his home asap:
55 Gallon of Petroleum Jelly
https://www.primeadhesives.com/store/p46/Amber_Industrial_Petroleum_Jelly_USP_-Drum%2855_gallon%29.html#/
Too bad it wasnt QUAD BRICKS!
QUAD DAMAGE!
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If we could just hook him up to some sort of machine we could have the wall built in no time!
Haha, took me a minute.
Hahaha! Meme Gold!
uppermost kek
If we keep the pressure on, Comey and co can supply all the bricks for our wall
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The simplest is always the best.
Shittin bricks since '05
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Any pede’s own a masonry supply firm? Should have a Jim Comey’s Ass sale.
DAMN - took me a minute!!
Comeys shit bricks will build the wall!!!
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That was from the mouth. You should see the sink/vanity mirror..
You got the links to the articles he might have read to cause such brick shitting? I HEAR of this bombshell but no ones got it?
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1255902480149422081?s=21
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We need this dirty cop in handcuffs
Indeed a shitpost.
Gonna need the poop knife for that one!
headline made me laugh thanks
YW
Oh? Is there an arrest warrant out for him?
No?
Oh - um, did the DOJ announce they're filing charges?
No?
Um - why would I care after 3 years of blue balling and 2 heads of the DOJ?
Wake me when something happens - not when someone says something is 'happening'.
Fuck your 'happenings'.
I think CNN should get outside his house for a suspected raid.
Self downvoting picture. Weird.
Read “The Art is the Deal” if you haven’t already. Trump is a builder. He’s used to and expects delays. But in the end — he gets results.
Expect results.
I understand your current feelings — but hold on to hope.
And if you lose it — take solace that Comey will rot in hell.
Will Comey get a raid at his house with cameras ready? Probably not. Dems are above the law and it’s sickening. I wish we could get an fbi director that isn’t a swamp creature.
What, no self serving sanctimonious statements from Comey today? He’s always responds to these kind of stories. Fucking crickets. 🤔
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